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Old 04-24-2005, 07:07 PM   #1
Mike Donnelly
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With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy...

If you park in the Fire Lane so you don't burn off mass by walking an extra 20 feet.. You might be a body builder.

If you need a 4'X5'X8' squat rack to perform a 2 inch shoulder shrug... You might be a body builder.

If you can isolate all nine 'ceps (2 bi's, 3 tri's, and 4 quads)... You might be a body builder.

If your hips are the dead zone that just happen to connect your massive quads and ripped abs... You Might Be a Body Builder

If you spend more time oogling your own breasts than the ones in the aerobics room... You might be a body builder.

If the "functional" part of your workout is making your buddy jealous of your calves... YMBABB

If your seven major foodgroups all end in the suffix "-ine" and come in powder form... YMBABB

If the seven days of the week are Chest, Hammies, Shoulders, Bi's-&-Tri's, Back, Quads, and Cardio... YMBABB

If the "Zone" is that spot in the gym where you can primp and see yourself from three different angles... YMBABB

If your tan comes in a bottle and your testosterone comes in a pill... YMBABB

If you buy your sweatshirts XXL and your Under Armour XXS... YMBABB

If Crossfit is too fast, or too hard, or too light, or too complicated, or too short, or too functional, or too gymnastic, or too reliant on pullups, thrusters, and the Olmpic Lifts... Then You Just Might Be a Body Builder

Mike Donnelly

(Guess who had to chase some of the Pec Boys off the bench in the midst of "Linda?")
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Old 04-24-2005, 07:15 PM   #2
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Mike
Thats pretty funny!!!
My fav is the squat rack to do the shoulder shrugs.
Great observations!
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Old 04-25-2005, 04:58 AM   #3
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Dude, that is hilarious.
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Old 04-25-2005, 05:14 AM   #4
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It would be a lot funnier if I didn't work with guys like that.

I pasted to them via email. :smile:
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Old 04-25-2005, 05:21 AM   #5
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LOL
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Old 04-25-2005, 06:30 AM   #6
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There's a good laugh!
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Old 04-25-2005, 09:31 AM   #7
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Out of the park Mike!!
I'll just add:
If you delay going to the bathroom because you can't wipe your own behind, YMBABB!
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Old 04-25-2005, 10:28 AM   #8
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loved it Mike.... thought I'd add to the fun:

A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him.
He takes off his shirt and the woman says, "What a great chest you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite."
He takes off his pants and the woman says, "What massive calves you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite."
He then removes his underwear and the woman goes running and screaming out of the apartment. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment.
The woman replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."
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Old 04-25-2005, 11:19 AM   #9
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Great post.
YMBABB if your arms are bigger than your head and you've considered getting calf implants.
JK
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Old 04-25-2005, 11:29 AM   #10
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You think about Arnold Schwarzeneggers chest more than Angelina Jolie's.
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