The "Criminals Are Schmucks" Thread... - Page 4

Dan Silver · 05-25-2005, 02:22 AM

Yesterday my partner and I start the shift by trying to sneak a little trip to a sporting goods store in the neighboring district. While approaching a railroad overpass, my partner states the following:

"That guy is naked, Dan."

I look up on the overpass. Naked white guy (well, he had socks on and a rubber band-like "adjunct") is standing on the railroad bridge, waving at us.

My partner and I detain naked man. We ask him, exactly what he was doing. He replies:

"I'm a nudist...

And I like trains."

Oh.

-D.

Don Woodson · 05-25-2005, 05:18 AM

Gotta be Dan's cruiser:

http://www.crossfit.com/discus/messages/3499/10475.jpg

Lincoln Brigham · 05-25-2005, 09:22 AM

Dan's new tag line:
[face=verdana,arial,helvetica]"I like trains"[/face]

Jeff Martin · 05-25-2005, 10:13 AM

Dan has all the best material.

Don Woodson · 05-25-2005, 10:52 AM

Today's maroon:
http://www.al.com/search/index.ssf?/base/news/1116926234232060.xml?birminghamnew s?ncrime&coll=2

Don Woodson · 05-25-2005, 10:55 AM

And it looks like Dan's guy escaped to Philly:
http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/ne...93396.html#121

Tom Schneitter · 05-25-2005, 11:06 AM

Dan
That nudist is sooooooooo representative of Saaaaaannnnn Frannnnnnnnciscoooooo. Perhaps he tired of the beutiful view found at Baker Beach.

Tom Schneitter · 05-25-2005, 11:09 AM

That's beautiful. I must work on checking for errors prior to posting.

Dan Silver · 05-25-2005, 12:50 PM

Tom, I thought that was written inflection.

That news story kills me. Only in a small town would something like a naked guy make the paper. I can say, with assurance, that there are at least 23 naked guys currently exposing themselves, in public, in the San Francisco area.

That's why the real estate costs are so high here...

The view.

-D.

Ron Nelson · 05-25-2005, 01:24 PM

"Idiots: That's what works for us," Chambliss said (from Don's original link)
I think this says it all.

Dammit! Dan is on a roll!

and I like trains

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05-25-2005, 02:22 AM	#31
Dan Silver Departed Profile: Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 533	Yesterday my partner and I start the shift by trying to sneak a little trip to a sporting goods store in the neighboring district. While approaching a railroad overpass, my partner states the following: "That guy is naked, Dan." I look up on the overpass. Naked white guy (well, he had socks on and a rubber band-like "adjunct") is standing on the railroad bridge, waving at us. My partner and I detain naked man. We ask him, exactly what he was doing. He replies: "I'm a nudist... And I like trains." Oh. -D.

05-25-2005, 05:18 AM	#32
Don Woodson Member Profile: Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Grafton Illinois Posts: 318	Gotta be Dan's cruiser: http://www.crossfit.com/discus/messages/3499/10475.jpg

05-25-2005, 09:22 AM	#33
Lincoln Brigham Member Profile: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kirkland WA Posts: 3,987	Dan's new tag line: [face=verdana,arial,helvetica]"I like trains"[/face]

05-25-2005, 10:13 AM	#34
Jeff Martin Affiliate Profile: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ramona Ca. Posts: 1,318	Dan has all the best material.

05-25-2005, 10:52 AM	#35
Don Woodson Member Profile: Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Grafton Illinois Posts: 318	Today's maroon: http://www.al.com/search/index.ssf?/base/news/1116926234232060.xml?birminghamnew s?ncrime&coll=2

05-25-2005, 10:55 AM	#36
Don Woodson Member Profile: Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Grafton Illinois Posts: 318	And it looks like Dan's guy escaped to Philly: http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/ne...93396.html#121

05-25-2005, 11:06 AM	#37
Tom Schneitter Member Profile: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: San Francisco CA Posts: 132	Dan That nudist is sooooooooo representative of Saaaaaannnnn Frannnnnnnnciscoooooo. Perhaps he tired of the beutiful view found at Baker Beach.

05-25-2005, 11:09 AM	#38
Tom Schneitter Member Profile: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: San Francisco CA Posts: 132	That's beautiful. I must work on checking for errors prior to posting.

05-25-2005, 12:50 PM	#39
Dan Silver Departed Profile: Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 533	Tom, I thought that was written inflection. That news story kills me. Only in a small town would something like a naked guy make the paper. I can say, with assurance, that there are at least 23 naked guys currently exposing themselves, in public, in the San Francisco area. That's why the real estate costs are so high here... The view. -D.

05-25-2005, 01:24 PM	#40
Ron Nelson Banned Profile: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Anaheim CA Posts: 1,199	"Idiots: That's what works for us," Chambliss said (from Don's original link) I think this says it all. Dammit! Dan is on a roll! and I like trains