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Old 12-07-2012, 05:43 PM   #51
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Re: Tell a joke or just laugh.

Sorry Nik!
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:30 PM   #52
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Re: Tell a joke or just laugh.

There's more than one Texan runnin' around these parts...:
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:23 AM   #53
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LOL the south is rising!
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Old 12-13-2012, 11:51 PM   #54
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Re: Tell a joke or just laugh.

So a polar bear walks into a bar and says, " I'll have a long island..............ice tea." Bartender asks, " Why the long pause?"

Polar Bear says, " I don't know, my father had them too."
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Old 12-14-2012, 03:09 PM   #55
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So a polar bear walks into a bar and says, " I'll have a long island..............ice tea." Bartender asks, " Why the long pause?"

Polar Bear says, " I don't know, my father had them too."
HAHAHA

I can't think of any jokes right now....
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Old 12-17-2012, 12:28 PM   #56
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Re: Tell a joke or just laugh.

Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a-salted
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Old 12-17-2012, 05:00 PM   #57
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Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a-salted
AHAHAHA!! That is so busted I laughed out loud!

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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Old 12-17-2012, 07:11 PM   #58
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Re: Tell a joke or just laugh.

Concentrate!! LOL

Two blonds are walking through a forest when they come across some tracks on the ground. One of them thinks the tracks are made by a deer but the other thinks its made by a rabbit. They decide to follow the tracks to see what kind of animal is at the end of them and who is correct when all of a sudden, they were hit by a train.
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So a polar bear walks into a bar and says, " I'll have a long island..............ice tea." Bartender asks, " Why the long pause?"

Polar Bear says, " I don't know, my father had them too."


It actually took me a second. I had to read it out loud to catch it. Thanks for that one...lol
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Old 12-26-2012, 11:03 AM   #60
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How did dart vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!!
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