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Old 07-31-2010, 11:09 AM   #21
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Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

**** this.
 
Old 07-31-2010, 11:13 AM   #22
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Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

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My friend:
"Do you think they will let me do something easier today, maybe that Fran workout?" I lol'd
ha! I would do Fight Gone Bad over Fran ANY DAY!

hey that kinda sounds like a porno.. Fight Gone Bad Over Fran
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Old 07-31-2010, 02:15 PM   #23
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Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

"who are all these shirtless camera whores with god complexes?"
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Old 07-31-2010, 05:21 PM   #24
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Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

"What do you mean I can't come in and workout on my own?" - Does not apply to every affiliate, obviously.
 
Old 07-31-2010, 05:48 PM   #25
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Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

One of the first things I thought was, "100 pull-ups! In one workout? Are you crazy?!"

Followed by, "I could never do that."

Since then, I've done 100+ numerous times. I think CF volume overwhelms just about everybody who sees it initially.
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Old 07-31-2010, 08:08 PM   #26
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Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

"Oh Hey-ell no.."

or...

"Oh hell yea!"

Almost always one of the two.
 
Old 08-01-2010, 11:15 AM   #27
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Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

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One of the first things I thought was, "100 pull-ups! In one workout? Are you crazy?!"

Followed by, "I could never do that."

Since then, I've done 100+ numerous times. I think CF volume overwhelms just about everybody who sees it initially.
I hate when they sneak in an entirely separate wod within a wod.. the other day our gym has us doing 5 rounds of overhead carry, 30 wall balls and farmers walk..

and I was like, "HEYYYY.. we're doing Karen PLUS other stuff" lol..
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Old 08-01-2010, 01:21 PM   #28
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Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

Do you guys have a tanning salon?
 
Old 08-01-2010, 01:33 PM   #29
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Do you guys have a tanning salon?
LMAO! or, "where's the childcare room?"
to which I reply, "anywhere where they won't get hurt" lol.
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Old 08-01-2010, 11:14 PM   #30
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Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

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LMAO! or, "where's the childcare room?"
to which I reply, "anywhere where they won't get hurt" lol.
I think this is actually a legit concern. Not saying every box needs that, but there are surely some clients lost due to this. With four boxes in driving distance, it's the SOLE reason my wife and I are not training at an affiliate, but are instead, prepared to spend literally thousands of dollars outfitting our garage gym. *sigh*

Back to the jokes!
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