things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box - Page 3

Brent Eno · 07-31-2010, 11:09 AM

**** this.

Yahya Kohgadai · 07-31-2010, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh Auer

My friend:
"Do you think they will let me do something easier today, maybe that Fran workout?" I lol'd

ha! I would do Fight Gone Bad over Fran ANY DAY!

hey that kinda sounds like a porno.. Fight Gone Bad Over Fran

Andrew D White · 07-31-2010, 02:15 PM

"who are all these shirtless camera whores with god complexes?"

Nick Hoffman · 07-31-2010, 05:21 PM

"What do you mean I can't come in and workout on my own?" - Does not apply to every affiliate, obviously.

Ned Ferguson · 07-31-2010, 05:48 PM

One of the first things I thought was, "100 pull-ups! In one workout? Are you crazy?!"

Followed by, "I could never do that."

Since then, I've done 100+ numerous times. I think CF volume overwhelms just about everybody who sees it initially.

Troy Becker · 07-31-2010, 08:08 PM

"Oh Hey-ell no.."

or...

"Oh hell yea!"

Almost always one of the two.

Yahya Kohgadai · 08-01-2010, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ned Ferguson

One of the first things I thought was, "100 pull-ups! In one workout? Are you crazy?!"

Followed by, "I could never do that."

Since then, I've done 100+ numerous times. I think CF volume overwhelms just about everybody who sees it initially.

I hate when they sneak in an entirely separate wod within a wod.. the other day our gym has us doing 5 rounds of overhead carry, 30 wall balls and farmers walk..

and I was like, "HEYYYY.. we're doing Karen PLUS other stuff" lol..

Thomas Green · 08-01-2010, 01:21 PM

Do you guys have a tanning salon?

Yahya Kohgadai · 08-01-2010, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas Green

Do you guys have a tanning salon?

LMAO! or, "where's the childcare room?"
to which I reply, "anywhere where they won't get hurt" lol.

James White · 08-01-2010, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yahya Kohgadai

LMAO! or, "where's the childcare room?"
to which I reply, "anywhere where they won't get hurt" lol.

I think this is actually a legit concern. Not saying every box needs that, but there are surely some clients lost due to this. With four boxes in driving distance, it's the SOLE reason my wife and I are not training at an affiliate, but are instead, prepared to spend literally thousands of dollars outfitting our garage gym. *sigh*

Back to the jokes!

07-31-2010, 11:09 AM	#21
Brent Eno Member Profile: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Aiken SC Posts: 404	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box **** this.

07-31-2010, 02:15 PM	#23
Andrew D White Member Profile: Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Asheville NC Posts: 194	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box "who are all these shirtless camera whores with god complexes?"
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07-31-2010, 05:21 PM	#24
Nick Hoffman Member Profile: Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Vancouver WA Posts: 421	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box "What do you mean I can't come in and workout on my own?" - Does not apply to every affiliate, obviously.

07-31-2010, 05:48 PM	#25
Ned Ferguson Member Profile: Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Knoxville TN Posts: 435	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box One of the first things I thought was, "100 pull-ups! In one workout? Are you crazy?!" Followed by, "I could never do that." Since then, I've done 100+ numerous times. I think CF volume overwhelms just about everybody who sees it initially.
	__________________ Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! God Bless America.

07-31-2010, 08:08 PM	#26
Troy Becker Member Profile: Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Reno NV Posts: 1,118	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box "Oh Hey-ell no.." or... "Oh hell yea!" Almost always one of the two.

08-01-2010, 01:21 PM	#28
Thomas Green Member Profile: Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: New York NY Posts: 1,156	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box Do you guys have a tanning salon?

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