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Old 06-20-2013, 07:10 AM   #1
Marcus Giles
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Old 06-20-2013, 07:20 AM   #2
Sean Dunston
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Re: Check Out our $1,000 Guarantee

The Ban Hammer cometh, and that right quick.
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Old 06-20-2013, 07:26 AM   #3
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Re: Check Out our $1,000 Guarantee

Originally Posted by Sean Dunston View Post
The Ban Hammer cometh, and that right quick.
At least I made it in before!

Pyramid scheme + WTF is a $1000 guarantee anyway? And how exactly would you call them out for somebody having a "cleaner" protein - isn't that a little subjective?
Old 06-20-2013, 07:39 AM   #4
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Re: Check Out our $1,000 Guarantee

Reported to mods.

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Old 06-20-2013, 09:57 AM   #5
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In! whew....
Old 06-20-2013, 10:00 AM   #6
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Re: Check Out our $1,000 Guarantee

Hey I've got a product with a $1001 guarantee!!! Beat that Marcus!
Old 06-20-2013, 10:30 AM   #7
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Re: Check Out our $1,000 Guarantee

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Old 06-20-2013, 11:18 AM   #8
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$1,000 guarantee

and no ingredients list on their web site.


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