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Old 03-11-2010, 10:57 AM   #1
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Crossfit terms

WODchuck - one who loses their cookies during a WOD
WODsman - foul smelling crossfiter

others?
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Old 03-11-2010, 06:57 PM   #2
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Re: Crossfit terms

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WODchuck - one who loses their cookies during a WOD
WODsman - foul smelling crossfiter

others?
MorningWOD: the positive hormonal effect of CF.

(Dude, you started this and it's all going downhill from here, btw I have a cousin named Sean Buckley, and you're not him)
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Old 03-11-2010, 07:02 PM   #3
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Re: Crossfit terms

WOD the *@#$???

What you say when you see a less than favorable workout posted.
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Old 03-12-2010, 12:45 AM   #4
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Re: Crossfit terms

Snatch Balance = The art of having two sexual partners w/o them knowing of eachother
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Old 03-12-2010, 12:58 AM   #5
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Re: Crossfit terms

air squat = when one has to hover over a public toilet because they're out of paper *** gaskets

Ring Dips = condiment packs for paleo friendly onion rings

Turkish Get-up = an outfit w/an accompanying fez

Ball Slams = segment on America's Funniest Home Videos

Hang Snatch = I won't even go there, too easy.

false grip = another way of giving yourself a "stranger"

Tabata Jerks = japanese porn title describing what the star does for the whole movie (also see "knee to elbows")

Wall Balls = trophies from hunting game
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Old 03-12-2010, 03:57 AM   #6
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Re: Crossfit terms

sweet lift!: apparently it means anything done wearing a gas mask or done while bleeding from the hands.
i was gassed!: an apparently acceptable explanation to slam weights. even if that means throwing a barbell or kettlebell as high as possible at the completion of a rep or mistaking the barbell for a WWE opponent and slamming it as hard as you can, especially at really low weights and only if you wear your "im the toughest person here" face.
that looked tough: response to "i was gassed" if the action resulted in a bent barbell or the appearance of people talking smack.
i got rhabdo once: statement of hardcoreness from someone who is certian of how much he rocks to everyone he can speak to while he is at the gym.
I am focused on being a more complete athlete: explaination of why someone is weaker than another.

i work out at a non-cf gym and the people that cf think they are the toughest humans since the mongolian horde. i CF and laugh at their elitist BS and the usually accompanying d000shbaggery
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Old 03-12-2010, 05:40 AM   #7
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Re: Crossfit terms

Clean and jerk anyone?
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Old 03-12-2010, 06:43 AM   #8
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Re: Crossfit terms

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Clean and jerk anyone?
I always thought those terms were supposed to be reversed...
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Old 03-12-2010, 06:57 AM   #9
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Re: Crossfit terms

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Clean and jerk anyone?
no one lately.... I've been going through a dry spell
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Old 03-12-2010, 02:51 PM   #10
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Clean and jerk anyone?
Yeah people saying how much they weighed at a party. And I said something like, "wow, so I could clean and jerk you?"

had to spend some time explaining what I meant... They didn't want to see it.
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