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Old 01-15-2009, 06:52 AM   #211
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

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....don't post videos of your 200+ lb. a$$ squatting 65 lbs. high on this board ever again, or I will have you hunted down, beaten up, and wearing a dress.
http://www.************.net/forum/showthread.php?t=3680YOU MUST ENSURE YOU ANNOTATE ALL LINKS WHETHER WORK AND FAMILY SAFE

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Old 01-15-2009, 08:15 AM   #212
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

Welcome Tim,

Please make sure you mark you links as Work/Family Safe or not. Meaning, can the link be opened at work/school/in front of your kids, etc. See the AUP for more details.

Thanks and have fun.

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Old 01-15-2009, 08:16 AM   #213
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

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I apologize for interrupting this thread but can someone tell me if there is an issue with the board? I've been trying to make a thread for three days but it never shows up."


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It's quite possible that overkill is making a ****ty thread."


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Old 01-15-2009, 12:32 PM   #214
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

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http://www.************.net/forum/showthread.php?t=3680YOU MUST ENSURE YOU ANNOTATE ALL LINKS WHETHER WORK AND FAMILY SAFE
oh my god that is the funniest **** ever
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:49 PM   #215
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

In answer to a question about squatting VERY light weight to improve technique....


"And then when you really, really have it down with a nice light weight that's easy to do, you'll just go back to a heavier weight that's hard and everything will stay the same? Maybe you should be involved in the Middle East Peace Process, because the same logic seems to be getting applied there."
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Old 01-15-2009, 09:13 PM   #216
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

on being questioned on how a skinny kid with an appetite problem can put on weight...

"The chew-and-swallow method works best."

the thread is awesome....(w/f/s)

http://************.net/forum/showth...?t=3693&page=2
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Old 01-17-2009, 01:38 PM   #217
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From here http://www.************.net/forum/showthread.php?t=3759 {mostly wfs, except for occasional language}, responding to a question about whether a guy with a mild ankle injury could do squats:

"I guess he could get one of those Hoveround power chairs, As Seen On TV and at http://www.hoveround.com/ A guy that crippled can't be expected to endure any more pain than he's no doubt already suffered. I mean, there ARE limits to the ability of humans to endure the agony of an ankle injury that involved no fracture and a little swelling."
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Old 01-17-2009, 07:38 PM   #218
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please don't ever let it end!
this is in response to the guy's doc telling him if he keeps drinking milk and doing ss he'll blow out both his ***hole and his knees...

Hemorrhoids are largely a matter of your parents handing your bad anal genetics. Your doctor is an *******, and a stupid one at that. On the other hand, you are a stupid guy for letting your turds get so hard to pass. Fix this obvious problem and you may find that the symptoms go away. If not, get them fixed. Jesus, Stevo, goddammit but you are a weird bastard.
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Old 01-17-2009, 11:14 PM   #219
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

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please don't ever let it end!
this is in response to the guy's doc telling him if he keeps drinking milk and doing ss he'll blow out both his ***hole and his knees...

Hemorrhoids are largely a matter of your parents handing your bad anal genetics. Your doctor is an *******, and a stupid one at that. On the other hand, you are a stupid guy for letting your turds get so hard to pass. Fix this obvious problem and you may find that the symptoms go away. If not, get them fixed. Jesus, Stevo, goddammit but you are a weird bastard.
never mind the above.... check out rippetoe's answer when the same guy said that "it wasn't cool"

Gman was trying to be helpful. I was trying to not be cool. Unless there is something actually wrong with "your buddy's" ankle, he has long delayed his rehab by being a ***** about the pain.
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:43 PM   #220
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

Here's a good one:

"Yay!! I love to look at squat videos!! The problems are all so different and challenging to evaluate!!! Thanks for this opportunity!!!!!"

http://www.************.net/forum/showthread.php?t=3811 (safe unless you are sensitive to scathing sarcasm )
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