things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box - Page 5

Allen Tluczek · 08-02-2010, 01:34 PM

Ours is in the same building as a globo- we get a lot of people step into the room, naturally get an invitation to join, see people half passed out on the ground, give a polite laugh, and walk back out. It's like they are scared to move more weight in 5 min than they normally move in an hour. We don't even give breaks for protein drinks!

Nicole Perryman · 08-02-2010, 02:16 PM

1. Wtf????

2. Oh my GOSH what are they listening to? I haven't heard Brittany Spears in like 10 minutes!!!
3. There's no AC? F

k THAT!!!

Vince Mannella · 08-02-2010, 04:01 PM

MA!! WHERE'S THE F

ING PROTEIN!?!?!

Nick Hoffman · 08-02-2010, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince Mannella

MA!! WHERE'S THE F

ING PROTEIN!?!?!

And with that, it is required to throw this up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M (NOT wfs)

Vince Mannella · 08-02-2010, 04:37 PM

That is the typical GLOBO eh.
"Broski check out my bi's!"
PS: (NOT WFS) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjJ1s...eature=related

Morgan McGaha · 08-02-2010, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christy Labrie

Fixed

Lol, i want to strangle the body building trolls that do that. I think all crossfitters should go to a globo gym and do compound lifts right in front of the dumbell racks. Troll on them big time.

Briggs Willoughby · 08-02-2010, 05:17 PM

"Dang, I wanted to start today, but my appointment for a tribal tattoo isn't until next week."

Jamie J. Skibicki · 08-02-2010, 05:39 PM

" I think all crossfitters should go to a globo gym and do compound lifts right in front of the dumbell racks"

People already do this. The DB rack should be treated like a stripper; 3 foot rule strictly enforced.

Brent Eno · 08-02-2010, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Briggs Willoughby

"Dang, I wanted to start today, but my appointment for a tribal tattoo isn't until next week."

The backwards, flat-brimmed baseball hat and boardshorts will suffice for now(no shirt, of course, so that others will notice your new tattoo next week and you can explain to them the unique, ancient origin of the design)

Yahya Kohgadai · 08-02-2010, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Briggs Willoughby

"Dang, I wanted to start today, but my appointment for a tribal tattoo isn't until next week."

God I can't believe there are STILL people who are getting tribal tattoos.

08-02-2010, 01:34 PM	#41
Allen Tluczek Member Profile: Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Grand Rapids MI Posts: 629	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box Ours is in the same building as a globo- we get a lot of people step into the room, naturally get an invitation to join, see people half passed out on the ground, give a polite laugh, and walk back out. It's like they are scared to move more weight in 5 min than they normally move in an hour. We don't even give breaks for protein drinks!
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08-02-2010, 02:16 PM	#42
Nicole Perryman Member Profile: Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Hattiesburg MS Posts: 181	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box 1. Wtf???? 2. Oh my GOSH what are they listening to? I haven't heard Brittany Spears in like 10 minutes!!! 3. There's no AC? Fk THAT!!!
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08-02-2010, 04:01 PM	#43
Vince Mannella Member Profile: Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Toronto ON Canada Posts: 324	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box MA!! WHERE'S THE FING PROTEIN!?!?!

08-02-2010, 04:37 PM	#45
Vince Mannella Member Profile: Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Toronto ON Canada Posts: 324	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box That is the typical GLOBO eh. "Broski check out my bi's!" PS: (NOT WFS) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjJ1s...eature=related
	Last edited by Vince Mannella; 08-02-2010 at 04:41 PM..

08-02-2010, 05:17 PM	#47
Briggs Willoughby Member Profile: Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Newcastle WA Posts: 58	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box "Dang, I wanted to start today, but my appointment for a tribal tattoo isn't until next week."
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08-02-2010, 05:39 PM	#48
Jamie J. Skibicki Member Profile: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pittsburgh PA Posts: 8,841	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box " I think all crossfitters should go to a globo gym and do compound lifts right in front of the dumbell racks" People already do this. The DB rack should be treated like a stripper; 3 foot rule strictly enforced.

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