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Old 10-01-2013, 09:20 PM   #1
Mark E. Wallace
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Testers needed for nothing whatsoever

I am coming out with a new nothing whatsoever, and I need testers to help me with it.

The first three people to reply to this message get a nothing whatsoever.

The rules:

1) Offer is good to U.S. addresses only
2) First three qualified respondents must commit to providing a full, detailed review upon receiving the nothing whatsoever and again after three years of use.
3) Respondents after the first three will be disqualified from the offer but will automatically be shipped a copy of my landmark course "Reeding fore Crossfit foreum members and uthers whu donet reed gud."

Alright. 3, 2, 1, go.

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Old 10-02-2013, 03:28 AM   #2
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Re: Testers needed for nothing whatsoever

Oh, I'm in for this one for sure.
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Old 10-02-2013, 05:58 AM   #3
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Re: Testers needed for nothing whatsoever

I'm in. I have been good at nothing whatsoever but would love to get to that next level and be great at nothing whatsoever!!
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Old 10-02-2013, 06:10 AM   #4
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Re: Testers needed for nothing whatsoever

I am number 3 and the rest are disqualified!!

My detailed review of receiving nothing: this is the best nothing I have ever gotten, I think you all should go the the web site not posted above a buy nothing right now!!
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Old 10-02-2013, 06:13 AM   #5
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Re: Testers needed for nothing whatsoever

I'm holding out that "absolutely nothing" is a code name for Super Anatabloc Deer Antler Starch. Because that would be elite. Remember, you get what you train for!
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Old 10-02-2013, 06:57 AM   #6
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I'm holding out that "absolutely nothing" is a code name for Super Anatabloc Deer Antler Starch. Because that would be elite. Remember, you get what you train for!
that is steroids isn't it?
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Old 10-02-2013, 08:28 AM   #7
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Re: Testers needed for nothing whatsoever

Dammit! I was hoping to be one of the top 3 for the nothing entry. I guess...put me down as an alternate. I promise to bring nothing to it's fullest potential!
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Old 10-03-2013, 07:07 AM   #8
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Re: Testers needed for nothing whatsoever

Alright.

Having been the first three to reply, Jeff, John, and Nik are in.

By now, they have probably already received their nothing whatsoevers in the mail and are hard at work on writing their reviews.

The nothing whatsoever is a truly ground-breaking product, which I am sure will not only revolutionize Crossfit and fitness but also solve world hunger, bring world peace, and finally get rid of that embarrassing itch that just won't go away. It is all natural, completely legal, totally organic, and downright adorable. We think that its slight hint of ammonia / rotten onion smell will soon be all the rage.

We already have several high-profile figures using the nothing whatsoever, including my Uncle Larry, the psycho chick who went ape-sh*t at not being able to get Chicken McNuggets, and nearly every government official.

For those who did not get in this time, keep your eyes open for future testing opportunities. In addition to the nothing whatsoever, we expect to be launching a new diddly squat within the next six months. I know that we have many experts on diddly squat here, so I look forward to your involvement.

(link is kinda wfs, depending on your work and family)

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Old 10-03-2013, 10:33 AM   #9
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in for the book from rule #3!
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Old 10-04-2013, 01:25 PM   #10
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Re: Testers needed for nothing whatsoever

I'm an expert in nothing, ask my anything.
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