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Old 03-26-2008, 03:32 PM   #11
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Re: Classic Rip

Pierre, if you are eating 5500 calories a day, then I am a female kangaroo with a Sonic Drive-In franchise and a heroin habit
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Old 03-26-2008, 04:26 PM   #12
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Re: Classic Rip

This thread is awesome.

Here's something from Starting Strength that made me laugh:

"The only legitimate use for a glove is to cover an injury... A desire to prevent callus formation (possibly so as to not snag one's pantyhose) does not constitute a legitimate use."
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Old 03-27-2008, 09:57 AM   #13
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Re: Classic Rip

To get context, I've included the exchange that led to the quote that is priceless:

Rip: "Leg Pressing is masturbation."

Tuesday: "Oh, come on. Masturbation isn't that bad."

Rip: "Oh, I didn't say it was bad. But at least when I masturbate, I am not under the impression that I'm making anybody else cum but me."

I nearly peed laughing.
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Old 03-29-2008, 02:36 AM   #14
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Re: Classic Rip

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i looked on strength mill for a while but i couldn't find the post where he said "if you take steroids then you are a p****"!! haha that is my favorite
"There are no shortcuts. The fact that a shortcut is important to you means that you are a *****."
Mark Rippetoe

in reference to steriods
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Old 03-29-2008, 12:43 PM   #15
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Re: Classic Rip

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"There are no shortcuts. The fact that a shortcut is important to you means that you are a *****."
Mark Rippetoe

in reference to steriods
Ok Dan, that made me lol. How about this one...

"and since we all want big chesticles, we have to put some pec in it, ok? Chesticles are why we bench press, afterall."

from Crossfit_RipBenchInto1
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Old 04-03-2008, 07:18 AM   #16
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Re: Classic Rip

Just saw this one today, it was about a guy complaining his leg curl weight hasn;t gone up since he started dead lifting

"That's like *****ing about masturbation not being fun anymore since you started dating a porn star"
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Old 04-04-2008, 06:40 AM   #17
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Re: Classic Rip

Here's a new one, posted today at Strength Mills. Someone asked about the likelihood of vascular injury from the Valsalva manouvre, from trying too heavy a deadlift:

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Deadlifts that are too heavy to pull generally don't take very long; the bar just kinda lays there. So if trying to move immovable objects was dangerous from the standpoint of stroke, the history of the human race would be littered with stupid people's corpses.
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Old 04-05-2008, 10:43 AM   #18
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Re: Classic Rip

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"There are no shortcuts. The fact that a shortcut is important to you means that you are a *****."
Mark Rippetoe

in reference to steriods
hellllll yes
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Old 04-05-2008, 01:37 PM   #19
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Here's a new one, posted today at Strength Mills. Someone asked about the likelihood of vascular injury from the Valsalva manouvre, from trying too heavy a deadlift:
That was me
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Old 04-06-2008, 09:32 PM   #20
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Re: Classic Rip

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"The difference in the milk drinkers is that THEY GET BIGGER THAN THE ONES WHO WON'T DRINK THE ****ING MILK."
Wow, I seriously almost wet myself!

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