IS This a JOKE?!?!?

Nik Nichols · 06-04-2018, 07:36 AM

I broke a lamp last night on purpose!

Nothing Shines brighter then me!!!

I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

Bring them on!!!

Nik Nichols · 06-04-2018, 07:38 AM

Q. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A. A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.

Nik Nichols · 06-05-2018, 01:19 PM

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

Nik Nichols · 06-07-2018, 12:51 PM

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Nik Nichols · 06-11-2018, 08:41 AM

Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: I’m asking you who’s on first.
Abbott: That’s the man’s name.
Costello: That’s who’s name?
Abbott: Yes.

Nik Nichols · 06-13-2018, 05:36 AM

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Nik Nichols · 06-13-2018, 05:38 AM

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"

Andrew Bell · 08-14-2018, 07:16 AM

I've decided I need to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.

I've just handed in my too weak notice.

Nik Nichols · 09-17-2018, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Bell

I've decided I need to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.

I've just handed in my too weak notice.

HAHAHA thats jacked up Andrew!!!!

Nik Nichols · 09-19-2018, 11:06 AM

What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Ye'd think it be "R", but a pirate's first love will always be the "C".

06-04-2018, 07:36 AM	#1
Nik Nichols Member Profile: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Quinlan TX Posts: 21,383	IS This a JOKE?!?!? I broke a lamp last night on purpose! Nothing Shines brighter then me!!! I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable. Bring them on!!!
	__________________ 49/M/5'7''/175lbs ''Take pain.'' quote: Mr Jenkins

06-04-2018, 07:38 AM	#2
Nik Nichols Member Profile: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Quinlan TX Posts: 21,383	Re: IS This a JOKE?!?!? Q. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A. A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
	__________________ 49/M/5'7''/175lbs ''Take pain.'' quote: Mr Jenkins

06-05-2018, 01:19 PM	#3
Nik Nichols Member Profile: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Quinlan TX Posts: 21,383	Re: IS This a JOKE?!?!? Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
	__________________ 49/M/5'7''/175lbs ''Take pain.'' quote: Mr Jenkins

06-07-2018, 12:51 PM	#4
Nik Nichols Member Profile: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Quinlan TX Posts: 21,383	Re: IS This a JOKE?!?!? I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
	__________________ 49/M/5'7''/175lbs ''Take pain.'' quote: Mr Jenkins

06-11-2018, 08:41 AM	#5
Nik Nichols Member Profile: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Quinlan TX Posts: 21,383	Re: IS This a JOKE?!?!? Abbott: Who is on first. Costello: I’m asking you who’s on first. Abbott: That’s the man’s name. Costello: That’s who’s name? Abbott: Yes.
	__________________ 49/M/5'7''/175lbs ''Take pain.'' quote: Mr Jenkins

06-13-2018, 05:36 AM	#6
Nik Nichols Member Profile: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Quinlan TX Posts: 21,383	Re: IS This a JOKE?!?!? Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
	__________________ 49/M/5'7''/175lbs ''Take pain.'' quote: Mr Jenkins

06-13-2018, 05:38 AM	#7
Nik Nichols Member Profile: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Quinlan TX Posts: 21,383	Re: IS This a JOKE?!?!? My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"
	__________________ 49/M/5'7''/175lbs ''Take pain.'' quote: Mr Jenkins

08-14-2018, 07:16 AM	#8
Andrew Bell Member Profile: Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Houston TX Posts: 4,021	Re: IS This a JOKE?!?!? I've decided I need to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough. I've just handed in my too weak notice.
	__________________ \| Log (wfs) \|

09-19-2018, 11:06 AM	#10
Nik Nichols Member Profile: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Quinlan TX Posts: 21,383	Re: IS This a JOKE?!?!? What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye'd think it be "R", but a pirate's first love will always be the "C".
	__________________ 49/M/5'7''/175lbs ''Take pain.'' quote: Mr Jenkins

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