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Old 12-05-2008, 05:20 PM   #1
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Wow...Just...Wow.

Links says it all. w/fs

http://paynowlivelater.blogspot.com/...lour-diet.html
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Old 12-05-2008, 05:28 PM   #2
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Re: Wow...Just...Wow.

Wow is right. I'm kinda speechless. I do have one question though, does this pertain to your natural color hair, or your dyed/ bleached color? Because I don't think that's Pamela Anderson's real color!!
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Old 12-05-2008, 05:38 PM   #3
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Re: Wow...Just...Wow.

So I only get to eat burnt meat having damn near black hair? Oh and black beans I guess... that's pretty boring.
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Old 12-05-2008, 05:41 PM   #4
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So I only get to eat burnt meat having damn near black hair? Oh and black beans I guess... that's pretty boring.
BUt we dark haired ones get to eat chocolate!!!
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Old 12-05-2008, 06:01 PM   #5
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BUt we dark haired ones get to eat chocolate!!!
Good call! I should get on this diet, it sounds good. Meatloaf and bacon for meals, chocolate for snacks. I can handle that.
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Old 12-05-2008, 06:10 PM   #6
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Re: Wow...Just...Wow.

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Wow is right. I'm kinda speechless. I do have one question though, does this pertain to your natural color hair, or your dyed/ bleached color? Because I don't think that's Pamela Anderson's real color!!
You do realize it IS a spoof, right?

Though the idea of a Chocolate Diet is quite appealing, to say the least.
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Old 12-05-2008, 06:48 PM   #7
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Re: Wow...Just...Wow.

ahahahahah that made my night
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Old 12-05-2008, 06:49 PM   #8
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Re: Wow...Just...Wow.

Reminds me of the troll who came in a little while ago telling us about the wonders of the blood type diet...

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Old 12-05-2008, 09:45 PM   #9
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Re: Wow...Just...Wow.

Something about that smells like a hoax, especially because this doctor's name doesn't appear anywhere else on the Internet. Plus, this:
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Professor Shaffenburg, who is 40 years old and an albino, has been living on milk, egg whites, coconut and refined sugar since inventing his diet in 1998.
Reminds me of what the French composer Erik Satie (an eccentric) once wrote:
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An artist must regulate his life.

Here is a time-table of my daily acts. I rise at 7.18; am inspired from 10.23 to 11.47. I lunch at 12.11 and leave the table at 12.14. A healthy ride on horse-back round my domain follows from 1.19 pm to 2.53 pm. Another bout of inspiration from 3.12 to 4.17 pm. From 5 to 6.47 pm various occupations (fencing, reflection, immobility, visits, contemplation, dexterity, natation, etc.)

Dinner is served at 7.16 and finished at 7.20 pm. From 8.19 to 9.59 pm symphonic readings (out loud). I go to bed regularly at 10.37 pm. Once a week (on Tuesdays) I awake with a start at 3.14 am.

My only nourishment consists of food that is white: eggs, sugar, shredded bones, the fat of dead animals, veal, salt, coco-nuts, chicken cooked in white water, mouldy fruit, rice, turnips, sausages in camphor, pastry, cheese (white varieties), cotton salad, and certain kinds of fish (without their skin). I boil my wine and drink it cold mixed with the juice of the Fuschia. I have a good appetite but never talk when eating for fear of strangling myself.

I breathe carefully (a little at a time) and dance very rarely. When walking I hold my ribs and look steadily behind me.

My expression is very serious; when I laugh it is unintentional, and I always apologise very politely.

I sleep with only one eye closed, very profoundly. My bed is round with a hole in it for my head to go through. Every hour a servant takes my temperature and gives me another.
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Old 12-05-2008, 10:47 PM   #10
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Re: Wow...Just...Wow.

Yeah, it's probably a joke, but it's a good one.
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