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Old 02-19-2007, 12:38 PM   #1
Eric Cimrhanzel
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All links may not be WFS (two hot girls in bikinis watching a bodybuilder Get Big Guns), and not quite CrossFit...

Hey you! Yeah you. Are you still doing "Functional" exercises like Snatches, Weighted Pullups and Chinups, Muscle-ups, Full-range Handstand Pushups, Cleans&Presses, and boring old Pushups, all to get those arms to grow? Well that stuff is for chumps and has-beens. If you think that your arms deserve better, then it's time to upgrade, because CrossFit ain't got nothin' on this, yo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHVEuVPZCXY&eurl=

Be sure to check their site at http://getbigguns.com

Excuse me while I go from WIMP to PIMP.


















:icon_smile_joke:, but seriously, watch the video. Freaking hilarious.

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Old 02-19-2007, 03:19 PM   #2
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Haha... Good stuff right there.
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Old 02-19-2007, 04:53 PM   #3
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WOW!!!

Only 5 payments of $29.95!!


It has to be a joke, but of course it's not.
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:16 PM   #4
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Ohhh man.... First of all I can't believe they actually are trying to sell that thing. Secondly, I can't believe the narrator actually said "go from wimp to pimp". Quite the marketing slogan there.....

Thanks for making me laugh, Eric.
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:44 PM   #5
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And I can't believe that Lynn has not moved this thread to the Bucket.
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Old 02-19-2007, 10:59 PM   #6
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Hey! They said it was fully portable! Didja see the guy wheel it away? WHERE THE F$#%% ARE YOU GOING?!
And the girls in it seemed mildly retatrded.

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Old 02-20-2007, 01:45 AM   #7
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1. Jay, it's LynnE. That'll be a round of Tabata HSPU, please.
2. Moving to Community...leaning towards the Bucket.
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Old 02-20-2007, 12:22 PM   #8
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Lynne, I figured that the machine + my satirical take on "Muscle-ups, Rope Climbing, HSPUs, etc being worthless for the guns" would be appropriate in Fitness. The opposite is so true that it's blantantly obvious to the readers here. I debated whether to post in Community, though.

Everyone else: Coming soon, see how Jazzercise really is better than Kettlebell lifting for athletic explosiveness and fat loss, why Tony Little's Gazelle users will blow advanced CrossFitters out of the water on both Fran and Elizabeth, and why the military should equip every unit with the Get Big Guns System For Tactical Operators. All next on DysfunctionalFitness.com!
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Old 02-20-2007, 06:06 PM   #9
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Sorry Lynne, worst yet, I can't do one full HSPU, but working on it.

J

PS. Eric, great sense of humor. Sometimes we take ourselves WAY toooo serious, me included.
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Old 02-20-2007, 07:15 PM   #10
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Eric,
I just figured the thread would quickly depart the realm of fitness...

Jy,
No sweat - I'll just borrow your "a" for a minute, and we'll have restored balance according to the law of conservation of vowels.
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