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Old 03-12-2009, 02:27 PM   #21
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Re: "hey! i can jerk you!"

One of the reasons brian likes you so much
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Old 03-12-2009, 02:34 PM   #22
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One of the reasons brian likes you so much
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Old 03-12-2009, 02:56 PM   #23
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Re: "hey! i can jerk you!"

Hey, what are you doing going after a guy that weights 100 lbs when there are single CFers out there? WHat gives. I bet he doesn't even deadlift.
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:00 PM   #24
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Hey, what are you doing going after a guy that weights 100 lbs when there are single CFers out there? WHat gives. I bet he doesn't even deadlift.
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me: "oh, well i did heavy squats and deadlifts yesterday"
table: *overall shock and surprise*
him: "wow...i've never done one of any of those"
him: "so what you're saying is that you could kick my ass?"
me: "probably. i can throw 100lbs over my head too"
him: "wait, what? i'm100lbs"
me: "hah, i could totally jerk you"
him: "did you want to rephrase that?"
me: "nothx" *giggle*
i said that already and i'm not "going after him"
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:54 PM   #25
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Re: "hey! i can jerk you!"

I think if he tried to deadlift at 100lbs, he would break at the hips. Lack of counterbalance and all...

When I was in charge of PT at our cadet detachment, I made my cadets do buddy back-squats a few times. The best way to do it is to get the other person across your shoulders horizontally. Basically like a big oly bar. And punch 'em if they wiggle around too much.

Just try not to jam your shoulder into their crotch, that's usually not too entertaining for your buddy.
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Old 03-12-2009, 05:20 PM   #26
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Didn't they do a remake with daryll hanah?
Yeah, I saw that one.
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Old 03-12-2009, 06:01 PM   #27
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What? No... "Attack of the 50' Woman." It's a classic of terrible B-Sci-Fi. Have you really not heard of it?
i remember that movie.... giant scantily clad blonde attacking the helpless citizens....
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Old 03-12-2009, 06:22 PM   #28
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I told my coxswain I could snatch her the other day. She was shocked until I explained it.
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:35 PM   #29
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How tiny is this dude if he only weighs 100lbs?
Yeah, something's not right here.
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:49 PM   #30
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Yeah, something's not right here.
he was probably exaggerating. i'm pretty sure he isn't short enough for 100lbs to even be possible. unclear...he IS skinny

squats and milk are still necessary.
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