things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

Yahya Kohgadai · 07-30-2010, 05:46 PM

keeping up w/the spirit of the "seen @ the globo" thread.... this should turn out amusing. Here's my entry:

"Where are all the mirrors?"

Kevin Bowman · 07-30-2010, 05:52 PM

Where's the Juice Bar and Latte Machine?

Morgan McGaha · 07-30-2010, 06:25 PM

"Bro, where do I do biceps in here?"

"How come no one is training their biceps?"

"Why are people squatting in the squat rack?"

Kevin Bowman · 07-30-2010, 06:27 PM

So that's why they have the bar mounted up high like that...

Katherine Derbyshire · 07-30-2010, 06:32 PM

No machines? Pfft. I thought this was supposed to be a gym.

Katherine

Kevin Bowman · 07-30-2010, 06:46 PM

Holy @#$%!!!!! That hot girl lifts more than I do!

Scott Stevens · 07-30-2010, 06:59 PM

The first thing i said when I went in for my intro session (jokingly)

"hey where's the preacher curl bench?"

Laurion Burchall · 07-30-2010, 07:00 PM

"Is the no-shirts thing mandatory, or just a strong suggestion?"

Joe Bernard · 07-30-2010, 08:33 PM

"Are we doing back and biceps today? because I just did shoulders and chest yesterday and want to give them a break."

Mark E. Wallace · 07-30-2010, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yahya Kohgadai

keeping up w/the spirit of the "seen @ the globo" thread.... this should turn out amusing.

Not nearly as cool as the globo thread (simply because whoever started that one must be a genius), but a decent idea nonetheless.

Mine is simply: "Whoa!"

Honestly, I suspect that this will almost end up being different phrasing of the same stuff that's in the globo thread, but that's okay.

- Mark

07-30-2010, 05:46 PM	#1
Yahya Kohgadai Member Profile: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Hayward CA Posts: 1,385	things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box keeping up w/the spirit of the "seen @ the globo" thread.... this should turn out amusing. Here's my entry: "Where are all the mirrors?"
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07-30-2010, 05:52 PM	#2
Kevin Bowman Member Profile: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Elyria OH Posts: 250	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box Where's the Juice Bar and Latte Machine?
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07-30-2010, 06:25 PM	#3
Morgan McGaha Member Profile: Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Las Vegas NV Posts: 371	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box "Bro, where do I do biceps in here?" "How come no one is training their biceps?" "Why are people squatting in the squat rack?"

07-30-2010, 06:27 PM	#4
Kevin Bowman Member Profile: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Elyria OH Posts: 250	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box So that's why they have the bar mounted up high like that...
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07-30-2010, 06:32 PM	#5
Katherine Derbyshire Member Profile: Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 7,596	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box No machines? Pfft. I thought this was supposed to be a gym. Katherine

07-30-2010, 06:46 PM	#6
Kevin Bowman Member Profile: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Elyria OH Posts: 250	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box Holy @#$%!!!!! That hot girl lifts more than I do!
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07-30-2010, 06:59 PM	#7
Scott Stevens Member Profile: Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Garden City MI Posts: 651	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box The first thing i said when I went in for my intro session (jokingly) "hey where's the preacher curl bench?"

07-30-2010, 07:00 PM	#8
Laurion Burchall Member Profile: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 35	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box "Is the no-shirts thing mandatory, or just a strong suggestion?"

07-30-2010, 08:33 PM	#9
Joe Bernard Member Profile: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Philadelphia PA Posts: 2,626	Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box "Are we doing back and biceps today? because I just did shoulders and chest yesterday and want to give them a break."

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