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Old 05-26-2005, 02:43 PM   #51
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How about Leila?
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:45 PM   #52
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or Stitch?
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Old 05-26-2005, 03:09 PM   #53
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"Bite my shiny metal..."

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Old 05-26-2005, 03:11 PM   #54
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"Bite my shiny metal..."

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Old 05-26-2005, 03:54 PM   #55
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... pointed little head?
... full jacket?
... slinky, for fun it's the best of the toys?

Dan (or can I call you Stitch?), you need to finish your sentences, bro. You leave way too much to the discretion of your audience.
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Old 05-26-2005, 04:00 PM   #56
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I believe he's off on a Fururama rant. Bender and Prof. Farnsworth gave it away.

Isn't that right Zoidberg?

Have you played with the soundboards Dan?
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/12015/
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/12340/
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Old 05-26-2005, 04:40 PM   #57
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Futurama is genius. Thanks Matt, I just crank called a few friends with Bender's voice. Good times.

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Old 05-26-2005, 04:51 PM   #58
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Another good work story, non-criminal related...

So Chad, my partner, and I are on patrol. We go to a noise complaint in the park on a lovely Sunday (well, San Francisco lovely, which means "kinda sucks"). When we arrive we are suprised to find about three hundred people having an outdoor rave.

After coming to a hault, immediately, three drunk girls in their twenties approach our car. They lean in my window and begin pouring it on heavy. One asks, in a matter of seconds, "are you married?" I say "yes." The little lady then asks Chad the same question. He says "no."

The girls walk around to Chad's side of the car. The inquisitive one asks Chad if he wants a kiss. Chad says, "um, er, sure."

What happens next can only be decribed as the most impressive example of tounge-based exploration that I have ever witnessed. Chad seems visibly shaken by the passion and intensity of this public display of affection.

I'm laughing my *** off.

After the kiss is over, Chad says "thanks."

She attacks again. SMOOCH! We took off shortly after when the video cameras began to show up and the line started forming outside Chad's window. Chad smiled for the rest of the day.

The moral of this story can be summed up by a line from Ghostbusters:

"When someone asks you if youre a god, you say yes!"

-D.
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Old 05-26-2005, 05:01 PM   #59
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People on E will do anything...
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Old 05-27-2005, 06:17 AM   #60
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