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Old 10-06-2008, 04:11 PM   #11
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Re: Reasons why I should quit working out at globo

I think you should jar your sweat.. must have serious pheromones in it. Maybe a possible competitor to Viagra!
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Old 10-06-2008, 04:13 PM   #12
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He just continued to stare at us some more and began to get an erection that was clearly visible through his old man gym shorts.
OMG. Haha......Sara, that is hilarious......and kind of awesome.....
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Old 10-06-2008, 07:50 PM   #13
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I say stay ... and start a blog to entertain us =)
My buddy and I did this already.....made fun of every crazy thing we saw, including video clips of stupid machines.......was fun right up to the point of a registered Cease and Decist Letter.

At lease we made them spend about 5 Grand on Legal fees while we laughed at them.
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Old 10-06-2008, 07:59 PM   #14
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My buddy and I did this already.....made fun of every crazy thing we saw, including video clips of stupid machines.......was fun right up to the point of a registered Cease and Decist Letter.

At lease we made them spend about 5 Grand on Legal fees while we laughed at them.
Oh that is priceless! must have been racking up the hits!
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Old 10-06-2008, 08:02 PM   #15
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Oh that is priceless! must have been racking up the hits!
It was just starting to gather steam before we shut er down. Lot's of funny moments for sure. We figured that we've all seen and experienced these moments, why not start writing about it? I think the final straw was the picture we took of us using the expensive suit steamer in the change room to freshen up our CF Shirts before the wod.
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Old 10-07-2008, 05:03 AM   #16
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A very deaf and probably very senile old man who was doing his dumbell bicep curl swings walked up mid-swing and very loudly yelled:

"Hey, you, what are ya doin' that for! You look like that girl that was having sex with Elliot Spitzer! I betcha that's how she works out. That's not going to do anything except make your husband happy! You keepin' your husbands happy?" . . . and it went downhill from there.
OH, STOP EXAGGERATING, I WASN'T THAT LOUD! THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOU GIRLS THESE DAYS, ALL GOT IPOD EARS, THAT'S WHAT! MAYBE IF YOU KEPT YOUR HUSBANDS HAPPY, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THESE HEARING PROBLEMS. YOU KEEPIN' YOUR HUSBANDS HAPPY? I'M CURLIN' MY ARMS SO I CAN CURL SOME TOES, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, HEH HEH. I KNOW WHAT YOU GIRLS NEED, YOU NEED AN IRON WOODY. I GOT ONE IN MY KIT, THE ONE I BRING WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO. COME ON OVER HERE LITTLE LADIES, I'LL HELP YOU PUT SOME POWER INTO YOUR SNA... Okay, I'll stop here before David Wood throws me off the board.:stir:
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Old 10-07-2008, 05:18 AM   #17
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You naughty, naughty, thing . . .

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Old 10-07-2008, 05:23 AM   #18
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Excellent work, David.
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Old 10-07-2008, 08:45 AM   #19
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Sounds like an episode of family guy. The old guy's name didnt happen to be Quagmire did it?

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Old 10-07-2008, 09:02 AM   #20
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I say stay ... and start a blog to entertain us =)
I've attempted to do the same thing, and actually started a blog about the stupidity I see in my gym (www.fitnessfail.com w/f/s) but it sometimes comes off as mean spirited and elitist, which I don't like.

I see all manner of idiocy there, but unless the Gold's is much better in terms of quality of entertaining stupidity, I only get something really worth writing about every few weeks.

I'd love to make the site a repository of all things amusing and foolish in the gym though. Frank - I'd love it if you post some of this stuff there.
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