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Old 10-12-2008, 02:04 PM   #161
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

"Six is a stupid number."
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Old 10-21-2008, 05:04 AM   #162
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

Rip's response to someone complaining about having bowel movement pain after going on GOMAD:

"That sounds more like bowel cancer than problems with the milk, which usually just involve ****ting more. It could be some gas pains as a result of the need to gradually increase your intake instead of just starting out at a gallon. A little Lactaid might help too. But really, I think you have cancer. I hope I'm wrong."
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Old 10-21-2008, 12:46 PM   #163
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Q: This is as SERIOUS, question... life and death. Are you a trekkie Rip? Be honest.

A: I watch the show, yes. Okay, you. I am one of the proud folks who, at the age of 9, 10, and 11 were privileged to watch the first series in its entirety every week without missing a single episode. Mr. Spock raised me, Captain Kirk taught me about women, and Mr. Scott is responsible for my malt whisky habit. I have not watched TV hardly at all since about 1980, but I did see all of the Next Generation shows. I have no use for Deep Space Nine, Voyager, or Enterprise. Once again, you.

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Old 10-22-2008, 10:21 AM   #164
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

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Q: This is as SERIOUS, question... life and death. Are you a trekkie Rip? Be honest.

A: I watch the show, yes. Okay, you. I am one of the proud folks who, at the age of 9, 10, and 11 were privileged to watch the first series in its entirety every week without missing a single episode. Mr. Spock raised me, Captain Kirk taught me about women, and Mr. Scott is responsible for my malt whisky habit. I have not watched TV hardly at all since about 1980, but I did see all of the Next Generation shows. I have no use for Deep Space Nine, Voyager, or Enterprise. Once again, you.

Awww you beat me to the punch on that one.
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Old 10-23-2008, 06:57 PM   #165
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Opinions are like phasers -- everybody ought to have one.



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Old 10-24-2008, 07:33 AM   #166
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In fact, a pretty good way to define "too short" -- in terms of arms -- would be if your deadlift smashes your balls.


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Old 10-24-2008, 08:59 AM   #167
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Follow-up to the "cancer" thread above:

"I was just kidding about the cancer. Pretty funny, huh? I don't think it was anything except an overload of your enzyme levels, which take time to adapt to a radical increase in any kind of food. Start back on the milk, and this time take 10 days to work up to a gallon."

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Old 11-04-2008, 07:03 PM   #168
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In response to someone trying to open his own gym and asking what certifications would be best:

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Old 11-08-2008, 09:45 PM   #169
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My opinion about barbell rows is as follows: **** barbell rows. Really. **** them. Stop wasting time worrying about barbell rows and get your deadlift up to 500. By then you'll have your own opinion and you won't have to worry about mine.-Rip
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Old 11-09-2008, 01:58 AM   #170
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Rip's response when asked by a heavy sweater if Rip noticed his athletes sweating a lot while doing SS:

"Some people sweat more than others. In general, sweaty people are a pain in the ***. Try not to sweat so much."
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