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Old 07-15-2009, 04:34 PM   #251
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

In regards to whether or not soy milk is a good replacement for whole milk:

Bonus answer: Soy milk is essentially Coffee-Mate with laced with estrogen, and is best left to vegans and other socialist vegetarian types that can't bring themselves to eat the completely natural-for-humans flesh of our friends the Animals but who have no trouble with slaughtering trillions of our other friends the Plants and processing -- in gigantic factories run by multinational corporations with shareholders that eat meat themselves -- very selectively chosen components of their poor little bodies into gooey **** that humans have never had an opportunity to adapt to digesting. Why, eating such material, with its high levels of isoflavones, touted by gynecologists as tantamount to Estrogen Replacement Therapy (ERT), will make you grow boobs, and this will screw up the clean lines of this fine young man's Under Armor. I recommend against it.
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Old 07-16-2009, 07:48 AM   #252
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

Enjoy.

http://************.net/forum/showthread.php?t=5621Please indicate whether or not any links posted are work safe/family friendly

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Old 07-16-2009, 10:11 PM   #253
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

Wow, I think I just got told that I'm a pansy for typically only drinking whiskey when ill. Damn.
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Old 07-17-2009, 02:14 AM   #254
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

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Wow, I think I just got told that I'm a pansy for typically only drinking whiskey when ill. Damn.
It would depend on the type of whiskey I suspect Blair.
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Old 12-09-2010, 10:07 AM   #255
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

Had to revive this one for this quote by Rip in response to a guy asking for a squat form check who had a pad/towel on the bar:

"Your stance is too wide and there seems to be a Kotex on your bar."
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Old 12-09-2010, 10:51 AM   #256
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"Abs on a female are interesting for about a week. Then the eating disorder gets to be a bigger pain in the @ss." - Rip
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Old 12-09-2010, 04:26 PM   #257
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Great thread! I wasn't around for it the first couple of times around.
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Old 12-10-2010, 01:09 PM   #258
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

A guy posting a squat form check video:

"Also - since this is my first actual post and I have no history here I've attached an image of the books / dvd so you know I'm not BSing and take this seriously."


Rip:

"The books and DVD have been underutilized. The bar is in the wrong position, you are 3" high, there is no hip drive, your eye gaze direction is not as we teach, your knees are forward and not out, and we don't train in Capri pants."
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Old 12-13-2010, 09:04 AM   #259
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Tamara, just had to say this... From your pic I immediately recognize you from Durham this past weekend, HAH.

It was an awesome event!
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Old 12-13-2010, 09:18 AM   #260
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Re: Classic Rip (collection of quotes, many hilarious, many NOT w/f/s)

From his barbell cert last year:

He was teaching hip drive on squats when someone asked why CF doesn't teach it that way for air squats. That attendee then asked if it was possible to do LBBS-style squats with hip drive quickly in the context of a metcon-type workout. Rip said, sure, let's give it a try.

So the guy stands up and starts cranking out hip-drive air squats, maybe 1 every 3 seconds. Rip tells him to go faster, so he speeds it up a little. Rip tells him to go faster again, so he speeds it up a little, but obviously not to Rip's liking.

So Rip voiced his displeasure:
"FASTER G**D***IT, IT'S TABATA TIME!"
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