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Old 04-20-2009, 01:48 PM   #731
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Well, now that I am an expert in this, I would like to teach you all, and as we are talking about what would balance out bed wetting...there are definetely degrees of bed wetting. This impacts directly what would balance out the said bed wetting. So far, the degrees of bed wetting break down as follows:

Worst: Bed wetting at your best friends house when you are visiting them.
Bad: Bed wetting in a small bed so that you also wake up in a pool of pee
Don't sound so bad now: Bed wetting in a king bed where she only wakes up in pee and you are dry.
It's interesting to note the differences in people's perspective. For instance, my own heirarchy of bed-wetting looks more like this:

Worst: Being an adult f!@#ing human being, in control of her own faculties and in reasonable health, who can't stay sober enough to bloody wake up when she has to f!@#ing pee.
Bad: See Worst

It pretty much ends there...

(if there were any debilitating diseases or she had a bladder the size of peanut, or something, I withdraw the statement)
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Old 04-20-2009, 01:51 PM   #732
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Frank,

You forgot

Even Worse: Making this decision repeatedly.
 
Old 04-20-2009, 01:53 PM   #733
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It's interesting to note the differences in people's perspective. For instance, my own heirarchy of bet-wetting looks more like this:

Worst: Being an adult f!@#ing human being, in control of her own faculties and in reasonable health, who can't stay sober enough to bloody wake up when she has to f!@#ing pee.
Bad: See Worst

It pretty much ends there...

(if there were any debilitating diseases or she had a bladder the size of peanut, or something, I withdraw the statement)
Ah Frank I adore you. Glad someone else sees this from my perspective as well.
 
Old 04-20-2009, 01:55 PM   #734
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Good idea Renee, I have a 1x5at350 BS PR to concentrate on for this weeks "amazing feat of CFSB strength." Followed by 1/2 Angie and a huge fight with my bed wetting gf.

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Old 04-20-2009, 01:59 PM   #735
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Good idea Renee, I have a 1x5at350 BS PR to concentrate on for this weeks "amazing feat of CFSB strength." Followed by 1/2 Angie and a huge fight with my bed wetting gf.

All CF chicks in SoFlo, please contact me, thanks!
just in SoFlo?
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:53 PM   #736
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just in SoFlo?
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Old 04-20-2009, 11:33 PM   #737
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Wow, I don't check in for 24 hours and come back to this!?!? Not even a girl's impressive BJ form (while doing a Girl of course) is enough to excuse repeated bed wetting.

Brian - you're a more forgiving person that I will ever be! Plus, just a reminder that I can hang upside on a pole with one leg and haven't wet the bed since I was about 3! The two skills (talent is probably pushing it) are not mutually exclusive!!
 
Old 04-21-2009, 06:42 AM   #738
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Sorry Renee, I do like my gf's to be at least in the same climate as I!

Alix, I am not sure if I am forgiving, or a sucker. At least she had the bed and sheets cleaned, and bed made by the time I got home from work yesterday.
 
Old 04-21-2009, 06:45 AM   #739
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Sorry Renee, I do like my gf's to be at least in the same climate as I!

Alix, I am not sure if I am forgiving, or a sucker. At least she had the bed and sheets cleaned, and bed made by the time I got home from work yesterday.
that's fine, brian. :P

dave doesn't seem to mind.
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Old 04-21-2009, 07:16 AM   #740
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Not even sure who Dave is.

Anyway, to make it up to you, I will let you pick my CFSB wod today, the mp is rest day so i can't do that. Keep it 20mins or under is your only restriction. Otherwise, I'm gonna do my heavy FGB (again).
 
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