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Old 04-20-2009, 01:15 PM   #721
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Re: CrossFitMatch.com

Pushups do NOT balance out bed wetting.
 
Old 04-20-2009, 01:15 PM   #722
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If a guy I was dating pee'd the bed (without having some sort of illness), especially more than once, him being able to do a pushup would not excuse it. Him being able to do a muscle up wouldn't even excuse it. Cause hey, its peeing the bed. Maybe girls are different then guys in that regards...
 
Old 04-20-2009, 01:16 PM   #723
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She can do a pushup, which would even out the bed peeing.
You have an unbalanced view of the universe, my friend...

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Old 04-20-2009, 01:22 PM   #724
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You have an unbalanced view of the universe, my friend...

Haha maybe. I'm over exaggerating a bit just out of disparity for my inability to EVER meet a girl who is into physical fitness. In fact I seem to have a curse where every girl I date balloons up by at least 30 pounds; one ex made it to around 65 pounds. And after trying to help coach my current ex who wants to join the AF (who can't do a pushup or do an air squat without bottoming out) a girl who is physically fit, but who pees the bed, doesn't seem that bad right now.
 
Old 04-20-2009, 01:28 PM   #725
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Well, now that I am an expert in this, I would like to teach you all, and as we are talking about what would balance out bed wetting...there are definetely degrees of bed wetting. This impacts directly what would balance out the said bed wetting. So far, the degrees of bed wetting break down as follows:

Worst: Bed wetting at your best friends house when you are visiting them.
Bad: Bed wetting in a small bed so that you also wake up in a pool of pee
Don't sound so bad now: Bed wetting in a king bed where she only wakes up in pee and you are dry.
 
Old 04-20-2009, 01:31 PM   #726
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Well, now that I am an expert in this, I would like to teach you all, and as we are talking about what would balance out bed wetting...there are definetely degrees of bed wetting. This impacts directly what would balance out the said bed wetting. So far, the degrees of bed wetting break down as follows:

Worst: Bed wetting at your best friends house when you are visiting them.
Bad: Bed wetting in a small bed so that you also wake up in a pool of pee
Don't sound so bad now: Bed wetting in a king bed where she only wakes up in pee and you are dry.

You've led an interesting dating life.
 
Old 04-20-2009, 01:38 PM   #727
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Same girl!
 
Old 04-20-2009, 01:42 PM   #728
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Same girl!
i'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you have better applicants waiting in the wings, brian...

ones with important qualities like, you know...urinary control
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Old 04-20-2009, 01:44 PM   #729
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You would think that wouldn't need to stated explicitly. I wonder if thats a turn on in Match.com
 
Old 04-20-2009, 01:46 PM   #730
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You would think that wouldn't need to stated explicitly. I wonder if thats a turn on in Match.com
jamie, shouldn't you be trying to beat your last pr right now?
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