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Old 09-02-2006, 08:36 PM   #11
Adam Noble
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Homer: mmmm-sacrilicious
(referring to pancake stuck on ceiling mistaken for god)

Willie: If it was up to me, I'd let you go; but the Gods have a temper, and they've been drinking all day.
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Old 09-03-2006, 05:07 AM   #12
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For all you Homer fans ... this today at MSN
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Old 09-03-2006, 08:10 AM   #13
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Always been a fan of the musical montages:

", see my vest, it's a real gorilla chest.
For a sweater nothing's better than the hair of Irish setter."

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Old 09-03-2006, 08:21 AM   #14
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Homer: Oh, I like food alright. (singing) I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer...
Newspaper editor: I get the picture!
Homer: (continues singing, ignoring the editor) I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Who's that baby deer on the lawn ?
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Old 09-03-2006, 09:27 AM   #15
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From Chief Wiggum:

"The day I can't show up to work drunk, is the day I turn in my gun and my badge."
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Old 09-05-2006, 01:23 PM   #16
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My personal fav show is Curb Your Enthusiasm...loads of great dialogue:

Larry David (LD): I pee sitting down.
Jeff Greene (JG): You pee sitting down?
LD: Yeah! Have you ever tried it?
LD: It's more comfortable. When you get up during the night you don't have to turn on the light and wake up, and you get to read.
JG: What are you reading?!
LD: I'm reading a lot of stuff.
JG: What STUFF?!
LD: If I peed twenty times a day I can get through a whole New York Times!
JG: Twenty Times?!
LD: Yeah! Hey buddy, when you're peeing all over your shoe, I'm learnin' something.
JG: What makes you think I'm peeing all over my shoe?!
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Old 09-05-2006, 05:26 PM   #17
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Newspaper guy: Finally, a food critic who doesn't immediately poo-poo everything.

Homer: Yeah, it usually takes a couple hours.
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Old 09-05-2006, 06:44 PM   #18
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Weasling out of things is what separates us from the animals.... except the weasle.

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Old 09-06-2006, 05:19 AM   #19
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Hank Hill to son Bobby:

I didn't want to tell you this, but soccer was invented by European housewives to play while their husbands made dinner.
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