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Old 03-16-2008, 06:03 PM   #1
Ivan Wolfe
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Top ten signs you take CF waaaaaaay too seriously.......

Yeah, there are lots of these. So what? I figured I'd share my own.

1. When taking communion/Eucharist/sacrament at church, you worry that the bread and wine will throw off your blocks for the day.

2. You only date people who have the same name as a Workout of the Day.

3. And you time your dates in order to see if the relationship is "improving."

4. You wear Vibram five fingers (or Nike Frees, etc.) to formal occasions because you feel dress shoes provide too much support.

5. Your children have to perform a muscle up before they get dessert.

6. And that dessert is always cottage cheese, grapes and almonds.

7. Your boss asks you to bring something to his/her office. You weigh the object and then ask your boss if he doesn't need something else that weighs a few more pounds, so that you can accurately compare yourself to the last time you brought something to his/her office.

8. When your children race each other to the car, you critique them on their form.

9. When helping a neighbor move in, you make sure you reach triple extension whenever you pick up an object.

10. When a friend asks if you have some Certs (wfs), you reply that they need a 250 dollar deposit and that the nearest one is in six months and in the next state.
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Old 03-16-2008, 06:07 PM   #2
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Re: Top ten signs you take CF waaaaaaay too seriously.......

those are great!
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Old 03-16-2008, 06:24 PM   #3
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Re: Top ten signs you take CF waaaaaaay too seriously.......

This was sorely needed
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Old 03-16-2008, 07:12 PM   #4
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Re: Top ten signs you take CF waaaaaaay too seriously.......

Hahahahah! Awesome thread.
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Old 03-16-2008, 09:55 PM   #5
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Re: Top ten signs you take CF waaaaaaay too seriously.......

Whenever you're introduced to someone at a party, you estimate how long it would take you to "do" them right then and there.

You send a text message to your friends each time you do a WoD named after them telling them how fast you did them.
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:30 AM   #6
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Re: Top ten signs you take CF waaaaaaay too seriously.......

You think hamstring definition is attractive.
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:22 AM   #7
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Re: Top ten signs you take CF waaaaaaay too seriously.......

You run to the bathroom using POSE.

You keep an Abmat under the covers so you get that full range of motion when you sit up in the morning.

You wear a weighted vest under your suit.

You don't use chairs; only Dynamax balls. And if you do have chairs, they're for doing dips.
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:47 AM   #8
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Re: Top ten signs you take CF waaaaaaay too seriously.......

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8293804899 WFS!

In your trunk, you have: at least one kettle bell, spare running shoes, a med ball, and rings.

You know that the phrase "Oh yeah???" is very dangerous in the right context.
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Old 03-18-2008, 07:32 AM   #9
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Re: Top ten signs you take CF waaaaaaay too seriously.......

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You think hamstring definition is attractive.
But hamstring definition is sexy......
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Old 03-18-2008, 07:56 AM   #10
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But hamstring definition is sexy......
It is, but try convincing a woman outside of CF, Track & Field, or Weightlifting that you think it would be sexy if her hams stood out. It is an uphill battle with the stick figure women.
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