|06-12-2005, 04:01 AM||#1|
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"If you wanna' pretend you're an animal, we can pretend you're an animal...."
"The other white meat."
"An old dog can teach Dan new tricks."
Dan S, AKA:
1. Casper the Friendly Ghost
2. The Abdominal Snowman
3. White Noise
(In your best Scooby Doo/Goldmember voice) "Dan, your tight like a tiger!"
"This is rare footage of a pale tiger, being chased by a doberman, and almost making the dive into a pool, before being dragged down and eaten."
"Tabata protocol is 20 seconds ON, _10_ seconds off, Dan. Stop for 13 seconds again and I'll bite you on the @ss.<growl>"
Stop struggling! Put your hands behind your back!
Shredding Fluffy's soccer ball: $5
Peeing on master's flower pots: $25
Endless I-might-be-fixed-but-you-are-far-from-broken-pushups... priceless
"Alright, alright! I'll fetch this time, and I swear whatever happened to the soccer ball was an accident. Honest!"
(didn't I see that camo-pattern on a GI Joe back in the early '90s? Military Cop or something, came with a donut and a pint as accessories?)
"This superhero stuff is harder than it looks", said Tigerman to his faithful sidekick Dober-boy, as he once again missed the water and smashed face first into the bricks.
Dog says: "You move well for a primate!"
Dog: "What about Cardio?"
Dog: "C'mon. Its only 20 seconds"
I think: "Dan demonstrates the incredible toe planche."
That leap from the hotel balcony always LOOKS closer!..
"Don't drink and dive."
“Neatly concealed in tiger-print camouflage; this intrepid Crossfitter attempts to repel his Tabata driven thirst from the tranquil pool. Ever wary of unseen dangers, he approaches low… But wait! It appears his disguise and advances have not gone unnoticed… Now the keen-eyed guardian of the watering hole moves to dispatch the interloper… Let’s Watch!”
5 Rounds of 50 chest-slapping push-ups with 85lb Doberman gnawing on your tail
95 degree temperature
Within 5 feet of pool.
You are not allowed in to cool off
You cannot partake in the Crossfit party on the other side of the pool until rounds complete
- Post time and survival details to comments
Crossfit: It doesn’t have to be fun to be fun!
OK Danny, would you do it for a scooby snack?
Dog: Yes, young paduwan, feel the force flowing through you; yes, that's it; the force will increase your slapping push ups; yes, young one, the force is strong within you.
Dan: Great, but I really want to kick *** with a light saber and score some hot Tatooine babes!
"dan and dog eye to eye"
"Dan's docked dog sees Dan do deck."
Lions and tigers and...er...dogs - oh my!
Dan - "Go on, bugger off, go on, get out of it."
Dog - "No hablo ingles."
Master still owing you 50 more slapping pushups -- priceless.
"Crouching Tiger, Brown-eyed Doberman. It's like..the best film ever!..."
"Like anyone could know that Napoleon."
"No, you're thinking of the tigon; a fairly stupid animal that smells of poo."
"If we're not supposed to eat 'em, why are they made of meat?"
"If you can't run with the big dogs..."
"Mister, you've got strings hanging out of your shorts.
Oops, sorry. Those are your legs."
"No more donuts for me", thought Fido, as he coughed up another large fuzzball.
Hmm, He hasn't taken me for a walk in days, not a fire hydrant in sight, and after all, I've already marked all the trees here in the back yard...
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