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Old 06-12-2005, 04:01 AM   #1
Lynne Pitts
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Here are the submitted captions; please vote by simply putting the number of your choice in your response. One vote per voter, please. Voting runs til Sat 18th.
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1.
Dog saying:
"If you wanna' pretend you're an animal, we can pretend you're an animal...."
bill fox

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"The other white meat."
Matt Gagliardi

3.
"An old dog can teach Dan new tricks."
Tyler Hass

4.
Dan S, AKA:
1. Casper the Friendly Ghost
2. The Abdominal Snowman
3. White Noise
Mike Minium

5.
"Here Kitty-kitty-kitty!"
Scott Shafer

6.
(In your best Scooby Doo/Goldmember voice) "Dan, your tight like a tiger!"
Larry Lindenman

7.
"This is rare footage of a pale tiger, being chased by a doberman, and almost making the dive into a pool, before being dragged down and eaten."
Larry Lindenman

8.
"Tabata protocol is 20 seconds ON, _10_ seconds off, Dan. Stop for 13 seconds again and I'll bite you on the @ss.<growl>"
Laura Rucker

9.
Stop struggling! Put your hands behind your back!
Derek Lane

10.
Shredding Fluffy's soccer ball: $5
Peeing on master's flower pots: $25
Endless I-might-be-fixed-but-you-are-far-from-broken-pushups... priceless
James Falkner

11.
"Alright, alright! I'll fetch this time, and I swear whatever happened to the soccer ball was an accident. Honest!"
Ron Nelson

12.
(didn't I see that camo-pattern on a GI Joe back in the early '90s? Military Cop or something, came with a donut and a pint as accessories?)
Derek Lane

13.
"This superhero stuff is harder than it looks", said Tigerman to his faithful sidekick Dober-boy, as he once again missed the water and smashed face first into the bricks.
Jonathan Kessler

14.
Dog says: "You move well for a primate!"
Tom Schneitter

15.
Dog: "What about Cardio?"
Peter Galloway

16.
Dog: "C'mon. Its only 20 seconds"
Andrew Cattermole

17.
I think: "Dan demonstrates the incredible toe planche."
Graham Tidey

18.
That leap from the hotel balcony always LOOKS closer!..
Daniel Overvoll

19.
"Don't drink and dive."
Brendan Melville

20.
“Neatly concealed in tiger-print camouflage; this intrepid Crossfitter attempts to repel his Tabata driven thirst from the tranquil pool. Ever wary of unseen dangers, he approaches low… But wait! It appears his disguise and advances have not gone unnoticed… Now the keen-eyed guardian of the watering hole moves to dispatch the interloper… Let’s Watch!”
Chris Melanson

21.
WOD:
For time:
5 Rounds of 50 chest-slapping push-ups with 85lb Doberman gnawing on your tail
95 degree temperature
Within 5 feet of pool.
You are not allowed in to cool off
You cannot partake in the Crossfit party on the other side of the pool until rounds complete
- Post time and survival details to comments
Crossfit: It doesn’t have to be fun to be fun!
Chris Melanson

22.
OK Danny, would you do it for a scooby snack?
Mike Ryan

23.
Dog: Yes, young paduwan, feel the force flowing through you; yes, that's it; the force will increase your slapping push ups; yes, young one, the force is strong within you.

Dan: Great, but I really want to kick *** with a light saber and score some hot Tatooine babes!
Ron Nelson

24.
Dog: Woof!
Peter Galloway

25.
"dan and dog eye to eye"
Tanner Kolb

26.
"Dan's docked dog sees Dan do deck."
Mark Roughton

27.
Lions and tigers and...er...dogs - oh my!
Peter Galloway

28.
Dan - "Go on, bugger off, go on, get out of it."
Dog - "No hablo ingles."
Graham Tidey

29.
Master still owing you 50 more slapping pushups -- priceless.
David Wood

30.
"Crouching Tiger, Brown-eyed Doberman. It's like..the best film ever!..."
"Like anyone could know that Napoleon."
Daniel Overvoll

31.
"No, you're thinking of the tigon; a fairly stupid animal that smells of poo."
Ron Nelson

32.
"If we're not supposed to eat 'em, why are they made of meat?"
Charlie Downey

33.
"If you can't run with the big dogs..."
Charlie Downey

34.
"Mister, you've got strings hanging out of your shorts.
Oops, sorry. Those are your legs."
Charlie Downey

35.
"No more donuts for me", thought Fido, as he coughed up another large fuzzball.
Barry Cooper

36.
Hmm, He hasn't taken me for a walk in days, not a fire hydrant in sight, and after all, I've already marked all the trees here in the back yard...
Jim Aldridge

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Old 06-12-2005, 04:47 AM   #2
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