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Old 03-18-2008, 08:12 AM   #1
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How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight

(WFS) www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com

"This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass."

I could take 25.
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Old 03-18-2008, 08:35 AM   #2
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Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight

good lord, 37. I'm repulsed yet high entrigued at the same time. THey would have to be feral 5 year olds, like the boomerang kid from Road Warrior, Lord of Flies sort of thing.

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for time, fight 10 6th graders

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Old 03-18-2008, 08:40 AM   #3
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Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight

Twenty-eight.

I should really get extra experience points as I actually was viciously attacked by ten 8-12 year olds when I lived in New Orleans, right above the St. Andrew projects. I rapidly determined that the most effective aproach was to pick up the big ones and throw them at the small ones, or against inanimate objects. They decided they didn't want it all that bad. It was very freaky, actually. Could have gone badly had I not dodged ye olde 'bottle to the head' that started it.

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Old 03-18-2008, 08:47 AM   #4
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Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight

Melissa,

How did you find this site? I have to say I would love to see your google searches.
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Old 03-18-2008, 08:47 AM   #5
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Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight

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Fight club/CF hybrid WOD

for time, fight 10 6th graders

scale as necesary
I've read something similar to this before. It was an article that some guy wrote, and he gave logical reasoning to back up how many 6th graders he could beat up. Using his same logic, I think I could take 7

And the link is hilarious. Apparently, I can take on 29 five year olds (I hope I never find out for real).
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Old 03-18-2008, 08:54 AM   #6
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Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight

Only 23... I guess I should cross the road near kindergartens.
I saw this site mentioned on Diggnation a few episodes back - very funny stuff.
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Old 03-18-2008, 08:57 AM   #7
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Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight

Wow... anyone else find answering those questions morally challenging? First I answered how I thought I "should" answer and it said 17. Then I answered how I wanted to answer and it was 29.

Hope this never happens to me, I'll be stuck in a mental battle and get my @ss kicked.

I've actually done this too in TKD class. It can be quite entertaining with sparring gear on. One thing you'll learn real quick is that an adult will run out of steam a LOT faster than a pack of kindergarteners. Of course that was pre-CF.... I'll take 'em now!
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Old 03-18-2008, 08:58 AM   #8
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Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight

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Melissa,

How did you find this site? I have to say I would love to see your google searches.
I like inappropriate humor, and people send me weird stuff all the time. Most of it isn't worth forwarding, but this was just twisted enough to catch my attention.

I blame my mediocre score on my lack of balance and little to no swarm experience.
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Old 03-18-2008, 09:01 AM   #9
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Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight

hilarious - here's what I got:

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You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight.
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Old 03-18-2008, 09:09 AM   #10
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Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight

Melissa,


**** off a nest of hornets then jump on a Bosu. After the swelling goes down, you can on more 5 year olds than.... on second thought, I don't want to **** off the moderators.


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