Re: Tell a joke or just laugh.
Here are some quality ones...
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why doesn't the University of West Florida have a football team?
Cause then Auburn might want one!!
If two folks from Alabama get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?
A really smart fella from Mobile, AL, gets a full ride scholarship to Harvard. First day on campus he gets a little turned around and asks one of the professor types, "Hey, do you know where the library is at?" The professor says, "Here at Harvard we do not end sentences with a preposition. If you would like to rephrase the question, I would be happy to answer." The fella from Mobile says, "OK. Do you know where the library is at, ***hole?"
What's the difference between a yankee, and a damn yankee?
A yankee will go home!