I reckon somewhere theres a bear martial arts forum with a new thread called "bjj is WAYYY better than bear death-paw style, l0sers."
"yeah well, if you were in the woods, yeah, and you attacked some guy, he's not gonna just sit there is he, it's not realistic, like, trust me, I KNOW, bear death-paw suXx0rs. its only good for messin about with other bears. u need a real style for real fights."
then a brown bear pipes in with "yeah well bear lee could kick you all in"