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Old 06-20-2013, 10:30 AM   #7
Andy Shirley
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Re: Check Out our $1,000 Guarantee

Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?

Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shi*. Thatís all it is, isnít it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customerís sake, for your daughterís sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.