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Old 07-08-2010, 04:08 PM   #11
Dimitri Dziabenko
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Toronto  ON
Posts: 1,080
Re: Glen Becks $9 online university 9 classes

K, since everybody is throwing jabs, while the thread is still open, I'll take a shot too:

"Yo Mama is so dumb, she flunked Glenn Beck University"

Here is the curriculum:

First Year courses (Core):

Crazy 101
Paranoia 101
Bulls**t 101
Truth Twisting 101
D**che-otomy 101
Crying on Cue 101
Culinary Arts 101: Tea, Teabags, and Teabagging

Advanced Second Year courses (Electives):

Advanced Marketing Seminar: Rare Gold Coins
Psych 301: Paranoia As Therapeutic Alternative
Fundamentals of Spelling and Grammar (Canceled in 2010)
Underwater Conspiracy Weaving
Semiotics of Tricornered Hats
Studies in Moral Courage: Joe McCarthy