You narrow minded views regarding seeing Star Wars pain me, greatly. I saw it opening night, er morning, and didn't have to wait in line one minute (unless you count the snack line). My formula was simple:
1- Wait at the bar until about 15 minutes before showtime.
2- Stagger over to the theater and grab a seat (there will be plenty).
Most fail to realise that, even if they wait in line for the best seats, they still will wait in line for the snacks. That throws off the whole game when it comes to finding seats. You just have to exploit that weakness.