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Marcus Giles 06-20-2013 07:10 AM

Check Out our $1,000 Guarantee
 
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Sean Dunston 06-20-2013 07:20 AM

Re: Check Out our $1,000 Guarantee
 
The Ban Hammer cometh, and that right quick.

Jeff Enge 06-20-2013 07:26 AM

Re: Check Out our $1,000 Guarantee
 
[QUOTE=Sean Dunston;1173249]The Ban Hammer cometh, and that right quick.[/QUOTE]

At least I made it in before!

Pyramid scheme + WTF is a $1000 guarantee anyway? And how exactly would you call them out for somebody having a "cleaner" protein - isn't that a little subjective? :shrug:

Mark E. Wallace 06-20-2013 07:39 AM

Re: Check Out our $1,000 Guarantee
 
Reported to mods.

- Mark

BMH 06-20-2013 09:57 AM

Re: Check Out our $1,000 Guarantee
 
In! whew....

Dustin Wintczak 06-20-2013 10:00 AM

Re: Check Out our $1,000 Guarantee
 
Hey I've got a product with a $1001 guarantee!!! Beat that Marcus!

Andy Shirley 06-20-2013 10:30 AM

Re: Check Out our $1,000 Guarantee
 
Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?

Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shi*. Thatís all it is, isnít it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customerís sake, for your daughterís sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

Michael Dries 06-20-2013 11:18 AM

Re: Check Out our $1,000 Guarantee
 
$1,000 guarantee

and no ingredients list on their web site.

:rofl:


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