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Frances Ballesteros 11-21-2012 03:45 AM

Re: Tell a joke or just laugh.
 
[QUOTE=Phil Griffin;1108927]You know why Santa Claus is always so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls are.[/QUOTE]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Nik Nichols 11-21-2012 08:02 AM

Re: Tell a joke or just laugh.
 
Cool crossfit ones Brad. Loved it.

Nik Nichols 11-21-2012 09:02 AM

Re: Tell a joke or just laugh.
 
Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A: A poultrygeist!

bad I know but fits the holiday. Happy thanksgiving everyone!

Brad Allen Jones 11-21-2012 09:16 AM

Re: Tell a joke or just laugh.
 
Thanks Blair. You're input was much needed....:notworth:
If you don't like them we don't need to know, we realize they aren't that good.

Here's a joke about how sad I am that Blair doesn't approve of this thread.

What's an advantage to Major Depression?
You never have to make your bed, since you're always in it.

Brad Allen Jones 11-21-2012 09:18 AM

Re: Tell a joke or just laugh.
 
[QUOTE=Nik Nichols;1109176]Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A: A poultrygeist!

bad I know but fits the holiday. Happy thanksgiving everyone![/QUOTE]

I think them being so bad makes them even more funny haha.

Jeff Enge 11-21-2012 10:56 AM

Re: Tell a joke or just laugh.
 
I'm a connoisseur of terrible jokes!

Two men were stuck wandering in a desert. They had been lost long enough that they'd run out of food and were starving. Then, in the distance, they see a tree. As they get closer, they can see that the "fruit" on this tree is some kind of... meat. Curious, but afraid that the tree is simply a mirage, one of the men runs toward it ahead of the other. As he nears the tree, natives suddely jump out from behind and shoot him full of arrows. With his last breath, he yells to his companion:

"Run away! It's not a Bacon Tree, it's a Ham Bush!"

Brad Allen Jones 11-21-2012 11:13 AM

Re: Tell a joke or just laugh.
 
[QUOTE=Jeff Enge;1109213]I'm a connoisseur of terrible jokes!

Two men were stuck wandering in a desert. They had been lost long enough that they'd run out of food and were starving. Then, in the distance, they see a tree. As they get closer, they can see that the "fruit" on this tree is some kind of... meat. Curious, but afraid that the tree is simply a mirage, one of the men runs toward it ahead of the other. As he nears the tree, natives suddely jump out from behind and shoot him full of arrows. With his last breath, he yells to his companion:

"Run away! It's not a Bacon Tree, it's a Ham Bush!"[/QUOTE]

Brilliant!

Nik Nichols 11-21-2012 01:12 PM

Re: Tell a joke or just laugh.
 
[QUOTE=Brad Allen Jones;1109183]I think them being so bad makes them even more funny haha.[/QUOTE]

Exactly!

Brad Allen Jones 11-21-2012 05:21 PM

Re: Tell a joke or just laugh.
 
Little Johnny asks his dad for a TV in his room. He reluctantly agrees. Next day Johnny comes downstairs and asks
'Dad what is love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Johnny all about sex.
Johnny sits there with mouth open in amazement.
Dad says 'so what were you watching?'
Johnny replies 'Tennis'.
:whistlin:

Josh Deets 11-26-2012 01:31 AM

Re: Tell a joke or just laugh.
 
[QUOTE=Jeff Enge;1109213]I'm a connoisseur of terrible jokes!

Two men were stuck wandering in a desert. They had been lost long enough that they'd run out of food and were starving. Then, in the distance, they see a tree. As they get closer, they can see that the "fruit" on this tree is some kind of... meat. Curious, but afraid that the tree is simply a mirage, one of the men runs toward it ahead of the other. As he nears the tree, natives suddely jump out from behind and shoot him full of arrows. With his last breath, he yells to his companion:

"Run away! It's not a Bacon Tree, it's a Ham Bush!"[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Brad Allen Jones;1109301]Little Johnny asks his dad for a TV in his room. He reluctantly agrees. Next day Johnny comes downstairs and asks
'Dad what is love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Johnny all about sex.
Johnny sits there with mouth open in amazement.
Dad says 'so what were you watching?'
Johnny replies 'Tennis'.
:whistlin:[/QUOTE]


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