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I broke a lamp last night on purpose!

Nothing Shines brighter then me!!!:ranting2:


I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.


Bring them on!!!

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Q. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A. A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

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Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: I’m asking you who’s on first.
Abbott: That’s the man’s name.
Costello: That’s who’s name?
Abbott: Yes.

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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"

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I've decided I need to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.

I've just handed in my too weak notice.

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[QUOTE=Andrew Bell;1271980]I've decided I need to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.

I've just handed in my too weak notice.[/QUOTE]

HAHAHA thats jacked up Andrew!!!!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Ye'd think it be "R", but a pirate's first love will always be the "C".