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Nik Nichols 06-04-2018 07:36 AM

IS This a JOKE?!?!?
 
I broke a lamp last night on purpose!

Nothing Shines brighter then me!!!:ranting2:


Iím a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.


Bring them on!!!

Nik Nichols 06-04-2018 07:38 AM

Re: IS This a JOKE?!?!?
 
Q. Whatís the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A. A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.

Nik Nichols 06-05-2018 01:19 PM

Re: IS This a JOKE?!?!?
 
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

Nik Nichols 06-07-2018 12:51 PM

Re: IS This a JOKE?!?!?
 
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Nik Nichols 06-11-2018 08:41 AM

Re: IS This a JOKE?!?!?
 
Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: Iím asking you whoís on first.
Abbott: Thatís the manís name.
Costello: Thatís whoís name?
Abbott: Yes.

Nik Nichols 06-13-2018 05:36 AM

Re: IS This a JOKE?!?!?
 
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Nik Nichols 06-13-2018 05:38 AM

Re: IS This a JOKE?!?!?
 
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"

Andrew Bell 08-14-2018 07:16 AM

Re: IS This a JOKE?!?!?
 
I've decided I need to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.

I've just handed in my too weak notice.

Nik Nichols 09-17-2018 12:38 PM

Re: IS This a JOKE?!?!?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Bell (Post 1271980)
I've decided I need to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.

I've just handed in my too weak notice.

HAHAHA thats jacked up Andrew!!!!

Nik Nichols 09-19-2018 11:06 AM

Re: IS This a JOKE?!?!?
 
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Ye'd think it be "R", but a pirate's first love will always be the "C".


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