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Dan Silver 05-25-2005 02:22 AM

Yesterday my partner and I start the shift by trying to sneak a little trip to a sporting goods store in the neighboring district. While approaching a railroad overpass, my partner states the following:

"That guy is naked, Dan."

I look up on the overpass. Naked white guy (well, he had socks on and a rubber band-like "adjunct") is standing on the railroad bridge, waving at us.

My partner and I detain naked man. We ask him, exactly what he was doing. He replies:

"I'm a nudist...


And I like trains."

Oh.

-D.

Don Woodson 05-25-2005 05:18 AM

Gotta be Dan's cruiser:

http://www.crossfit.com/discus/messages/3499/10475.jpg

Lincoln Brigham 05-25-2005 09:22 AM

Dan's new tag line:
[face=verdana,arial,helvetica]"I like trains"[/face]

Jeff Martin 05-25-2005 10:13 AM

Dan has all the best material.

Don Woodson 05-25-2005 10:52 AM

Today's maroon:
http://www.al.com/search/index.ssf?/base/news/1116926234232060.xml?birminghamnew s?ncrime&coll=2

Don Woodson 05-25-2005 10:55 AM

And it looks like Dan's guy escaped to Philly:
http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/ne...93396.html#121

Tom Schneitter 05-25-2005 11:06 AM

Dan
That nudist is sooooooooo representative of Saaaaaannnnn Frannnnnnnnciscoooooo. Perhaps he tired of the beutiful view found at Baker Beach.

Tom Schneitter 05-25-2005 11:09 AM

That's beautiful. I must work on checking for errors prior to posting.

Dan Silver 05-25-2005 12:50 PM

Tom, I thought that was written inflection.

That news story kills me. Only in a small town would something like a naked guy make the paper. I can say, with assurance, that there are at least 23 naked guys currently exposing themselves, in public, in the San Francisco area.

That's why the real estate costs are so high here...

The view.

-D.

Ron Nelson 05-25-2005 01:24 PM

"Idiots: That's what works for us," Chambliss said (from Don's original link)
I think this says it all.

Dammit! Dan is on a roll!

and I like trains


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