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Old 07-16-2009, 07:04 AM   #1
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Best Coach/Trainer Sayings!

I was talking with some of my friends recently about the hilarious one liners our coaches and trainers always had. For example:

"You are the d*** dumbest smart kid I've ever met!"

"Yall look almost as good as my last turd!"

Little gems of knowledge like that just make me misty. Feel free to also share other types of debasement at the hands of coaches, like getting hit in the helmet with the whistle, having run bleachers until someone threw up, having a full 2 hour practice of nothing but sprints, etc.

Ah, the pleasures of youth!
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Old 07-16-2009, 07:04 AM   #2
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Re: Best Coach/Trainer Sayings!

I think that you need to move over to the thread with all the Rip quotes...
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Old 07-16-2009, 07:23 AM   #3
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Re: Best Coach/Trainer Sayings!

see above, that was my thought too!
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Old 07-16-2009, 07:30 AM   #4
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Re: Best Coach/Trainer Sayings!

In high school my lacrosse coach once said, "You don't look like a lacrosse team, you all look like a ****ing picnic crew!"

I still don't know what a picnic crew is, and I don't believe I ever will.
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Old 07-16-2009, 08:22 AM   #5
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Re: Best Coach/Trainer Sayings!

Those Rip ones were quite good! Very insightful and inspiring. Here are some other quips from the world of Army Training:

(While running hills at PT) "Same way up, Same way down." - WHAT?!?

"Get the sand our of your v@g1n@, and get back to work."
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Old 07-16-2009, 08:37 AM   #6
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Re: Best Coach/Trainer Sayings!

A coach yelling "It's a race you are supposed to beat somebody!" at a runner struggling to finish a 15k still brings a chuckle.
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Old 07-16-2009, 11:13 AM   #7
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Re: Best Coach/Trainer Sayings!

My HS football coach once told me that I needed to be lined up a c-word hair to the left. Interesting.
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Old 07-16-2009, 11:39 AM   #8
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Re: Best Coach/Trainer Sayings!

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My HS football coach once told me that I needed to be lined up a c-word hair to the left. Interesting.
That has to take the prize for the most hilariously unique expression a coach has ever used.
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Old 07-16-2009, 11:45 AM   #9
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Re: Best Coach/Trainer Sayings!

OMG...these are hilarious! I don't think the women's coaches were quite as "colorful" and I feel like I've missed out on some really great humour!!
Many years of swimming, softball and basketball, and I don't have a single interesting quote to share.
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Old 07-16-2009, 11:58 AM   #10
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I'm ****ing this monkey, your just holding the tail.
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