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Old 07-30-2010, 05:46 PM   #1
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things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

keeping up w/the spirit of the "seen @ the globo" thread.... this should turn out amusing. Here's my entry:

"Where are all the mirrors?"
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Old 07-30-2010, 05:52 PM   #2
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Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

Where's the Juice Bar and Latte Machine?
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Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

"Bro, where do I do biceps in here?"

"How come no one is training their biceps?"

"Why are people squatting in the squat rack?"
 
Old 07-30-2010, 06:27 PM   #4
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Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

So that's why they have the bar mounted up high like that...
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Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

No machines? Pfft. I thought this was supposed to be a gym.

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Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

Holy @#$%!!!!! That hot girl lifts more than I do!
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Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

The first thing i said when I went in for my intro session (jokingly)

"hey where's the preacher curl bench?"
 
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"Is the no-shirts thing mandatory, or just a strong suggestion?"
 
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"Are we doing back and biceps today? because I just did shoulders and chest yesterday and want to give them a break."
 
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Re: things a globo-gym goer would say/think/wonder when 1st entering a CF box

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keeping up w/the spirit of the "seen @ the globo" thread.... this should turn out amusing.
Not nearly as cool as the globo thread (simply because whoever started that one must be a genius), but a decent idea nonetheless.

Mine is simply: "Whoa!"

Honestly, I suspect that this will almost end up being different phrasing of the same stuff that's in the globo thread, but that's okay.

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