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Old 08-17-2011, 07:57 PM   #1
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Do not enter this thread its not wfs

For the love of all that is holy, can everyone stop asking if things are PALEO?!!!!

Is corn paleo? Are Bananas paleo? Is Bolgna paleo? Is my new sweater paleo? Is paleo paleo? is Paleo for athletes more paleo than the paleo solution?

Go have a salad with lettuce and spinach, put some grass fed beef jerky on it and some almond slivers and that is all you are allowed to eat for the rest of your life. There, now you know what to eat and you will be paleo!

You will be the healthiest, strongest, fastest, leanest person on the planet and you will be rewarded with 72 virgins upon death.

Repost this to ten of your friends and you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams!

Now go buy a damn book on Paleo and figure it out. Obsessive Compulsive anyone?

Have a wonderful evening!

Oh and if I feed chickens corn wheat and rice, would they still be paleo?
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Old 08-17-2011, 08:30 PM   #2
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Re: Do not enter this thread its not wfs

i'm not sure if this thread is paleo?
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Old 08-17-2011, 09:29 PM   #3
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Re: Do not enter this thread its not wfs

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i'm not sure if this thread is paleo?
This thread is clearly not Paleo.
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Old 08-17-2011, 09:34 PM   #4
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Go have a salad with lettuce and spinach, put some grass fed beef jerky on it and some almond slivers
Come on this thread is clearly paleo!
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Old 08-17-2011, 09:40 PM   #5
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Re: Do not enter this thread its not wfs

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You will be the healthiest, strongest, fastest, leanest person on the planet and you will be rewarded with 72 virgins upon death.
Did the virgins eat paleo?
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Old 08-17-2011, 09:43 PM   #6
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Re: Do not enter this thread its not wfs

Paleo or not.... i'd like to piggie-back onto this thread with an issue of my own....

Stop making threads that are asking which f ***ing shoes/bumpers/bars/ or squat stand you should buy!

Everyone is just going to say, "buy the Rogue this... buy the Rogue that..." For f *** sakes, if you need equipment, don't start another thread... just go to www. rogue f***ing fitness .com and buy what they make! It's the best s*** on the market and they have the best f****** customer service, period! Simple and done!

I hear they sell Paleo kits btw. But those are packaged in plastic, which is a hydrocarbon, which also is clearly not paleo... interesting

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Old 08-17-2011, 09:52 PM   #7
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I hear they sell Paleo kits btw. But those are packaged in plastic, which is a hydrocarbon, which also is clearly not paleo... interesting
Good thing you put that in there or your post would violate the terms of this thread
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Old 08-17-2011, 09:55 PM   #8
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and you will be rewarded with 72 virgins upon death.

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So you get sent to the tech support call centre?
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Old 08-17-2011, 09:57 PM   #9
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So you get sent to the tech support call centre?
Your post is not paleo! Ban!

It's the paleo call center!
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Old 08-17-2011, 09:58 PM   #10
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So you get sent to the tech support call centre?
THis made me literally LOL.
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