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Old 06-04-2018, 07:36 AM   #1
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IS This a JOKE?!?!?

I broke a lamp last night on purpose!

Nothing Shines brighter then me!!!


Iím a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.


Bring them on!!!
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Q. Whatís the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A. A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
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Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: Iím asking you whoís on first.
Abbott: Thatís the manís name.
Costello: Thatís whoís name?
Abbott: Yes.
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"
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