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Old 01-31-2007, 03:45 PM   #1
James Dent
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OK maybe I'm a little deranged.. but I just love mid-80's action fim quotes. Here are my favourites, please beat them:

"I think they've surrounded themselves" John Rambo
"A hell of a time for humour John" Colonel Troutman
Rambo 3

"Do you always carry your medical records?" sexy doctor
"saves time" Dalton

"Just like f***** Saigon, eh Slick?" Agent Johnson
"I was in Junior High, d**khead"
the other Agent Johnson
Die Hard

"What's the matter? CIA got you pushing too many penseels?" Dutch
"Make it easy on yourself Dutch!" Dillon

"Why don't they call him Girl George? It would cut out the confusion, I think" John Matrix

"He was trained to kill. Period. To eat things..that would make a Billy Goat..PUKE!"
Colonel Troutman
First Blood

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Old 01-31-2007, 04:22 PM   #2
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Matrix: [after killing a man in the plane] Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.

Arnold in Commando, 1985

Right before he jumps off of the landing gear of the 747 during takeoff and lands gently in the reeds.
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Old 01-31-2007, 05:28 PM   #3
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One of my favorite movie posters was one of the 'Commando' ads which had a pic of Arnold with a big knife in front of his face with the words, "Somehow, somewhere, someone is going to pay." I loved it. Doesn't really matter how, where, or who... just that payment is made! :wtf:

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Old 01-31-2007, 06:20 PM   #4
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Given your avatar James, I can't believe you missed this one:

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

Vasquez: No. Have you?
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Old 01-31-2007, 06:28 PM   #5
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"I eat Green Berrets for breakfast."

- California Governor, Commando
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Old 01-31-2007, 07:27 PM   #6
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anything from had some action...

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Old 01-31-2007, 08:20 PM   #7
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From Dusk Till Dawn
Cheech: They look like psychos, is that what they looked like?
George Clooney’s Character: They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f*#! how crazy they are.
Nicky Santoro: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f###in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your f###in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f###in' stupid. I don't give a f### about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

Resevoir Dogs
Mr. Blonde: Hey Joe, you want me to shoot this guy?
Mr. White: [laughs] S###... You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

Mr. Blonde: Eddie, if you don't stop talking like a b####, I'm gonna slap you like a b####.

Sergeant Mac Eliot: You're ghostin' us, motherf###er. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

Poncho: You're bleeding, man.
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.

Apone: All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!

Hudson: I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to f### with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...
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Old 01-31-2007, 10:27 PM   #8
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It does not surprise me that the Californian Governor has such an impact.
So why break the status quo
Apoligies for the language.
Blain: On Chewing Tabacco
"You’re all just a bunch of Slack Jawed F**##ts, this stuff will make you into a sexual tyrannosaurus;Just like me!"

On the lighter side
No an action movie but it still cracks me up
Homer answering a phone
"You'll have to speak up,I'm wearing a towell"

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Old 02-01-2007, 02:39 AM   #9
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"I heard you got balls big enough to in a dumptruck, but so far you ain't shown me sh*t."
"Opinions vary..."

& my personal favorite:
"Pain don't hurt"
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Old 02-01-2007, 03:55 AM   #10
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from Rocky III

Interviewer to Clubber Lang: What's your prediction for the fight?
Clubber Lang: My prediction?
Interviewer: Yes, your prediction.
Clubber (looking into camera): PAIN!
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