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Forum: Community 07-29-2005, 12:50 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 5,694
Posted By Dan Silver
This is a quick note to all my Crossfit friends...

This is a quick note to all my Crossfit friends and the members of the boards. It has become clear to me that my presence on this board has become a burden to some, if not most, of its members....
Forum: Community 07-29-2005, 11:13 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,025
Posted By Dan Silver
I didn't know Eric Estrada knew how to fly a...

I didn't know Eric Estrada knew how to fly a plane.

-D.
Forum: Community 07-27-2005, 01:59 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 16,756
Posted By Dan Silver
I'd roll in that. I keep trying to get the SFPD...

I'd roll in that. I keep trying to get the SFPD motto to change. My idea is "you'd miss us if we were gone."


-D.
Forum: Community 07-27-2005, 01:54 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 5,387
Posted By Dan Silver
Brendan- Classic. On a related note, if you were...

Brendan- Classic. On a related note, if you were to replace the name "Skynet" with "Zero-One Industries" Terminator 3 would totaly be the Matrix Prequel.

Mike- No such thing.


-D.
Forum: Community 07-27-2005, 02:50 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 5,387
Posted By Dan Silver
You still alive? Starting to worry. -D.

You still alive? Starting to worry.


-D.
Forum: Community 07-26-2005, 01:40 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,656
Posted By Dan Silver
Whenever I cruise around punching High School...

Whenever I cruise around punching High School students, at random, people look at me like I'm a big a#$hole.


Double-standard.

-D.
Forum: Community 07-25-2005, 11:10 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 16,756
Posted By Dan Silver
http://www.crossfit.com/discus/messages/3499/12241...

http://www.crossfit.com/discus/messages/3499/12241.gif

Accepted.

-D.
Forum: Exercises 07-25-2005, 10:59 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 8,073
Posted By Dan Silver
"Motherf@#$%^g Hips Day" usually involves beer,...

"Motherf@#$%^g Hips Day" usually involves beer, annoying DJs and small easily stuffable, denominations of US Currency.


Regardless, you're invited.


-D.
Forum: Exercises 07-25-2005, 05:38 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 8,073
Posted By Dan Silver
Yeah but "motherf@#$%&g...

Yeah but "motherf@#$%&g explosivehipmovementrequiredforthemorecomplicatedolylifts day" doesn't really roll of the tongue.

-D.
Forum: Injuries 07-24-2005, 10:51 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,853
Posted By Dan Silver
I'm guessing not normal. -D.

I'm guessing not normal.


-D.
Forum: Exercises 07-24-2005, 09:02 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 8,073
Posted By Dan Silver
DHPC- 1- Take two 40# dumbells and set them on...

DHPC-

1- Take two 40# dumbells and set them on the floor, to the sides of your feet.

2- Grip 'em and rip 'em up to a power-clean ('power' denoting one's thighs are above parallel during the...
Forum: Testimonials 07-24-2005, 02:55 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,925
Posted By Dan Silver
Now write that memorandum exposing the terrible...

Now write that memorandum exposing the terrible security breach which you have now debunked.

Demand a raise.

-D.
Forum: Exercises 07-24-2005, 02:50 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,685
Posted By Dan Silver
He is toight like toiger. -D.

He is toight like toiger.

-D.
Forum: Community 07-24-2005, 02:36 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 4,977
Posted By Dan Silver
A little bit of Google plus a little bit of...

A little bit of Google plus a little bit of awesome.


-D.
Forum: Fitness 07-23-2005, 03:02 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,537
Posted By Dan Silver
Er, thanks. Sorry for the off-topic post but I...

Er, thanks. Sorry for the off-topic post but I was asked...

I get that a lot. "You aren't like other cops I know, most cops I know:

1- Are dumb.
2- Are tall.
3- Aren't funny.
4- Have a...
Forum: Community 07-23-2005, 02:39 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 16,756
Posted By Dan Silver
Barry- That Mrs. James Brown story is the...

Barry- That Mrs. James Brown story is the greatest thing I've ever read.

Dave- Tweakers are always entertaining, if nothing else.

-D.
Forum: Fitness 07-22-2005, 10:09 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,537
Posted By Dan Silver
It's really too bad I never got to go to Las...

It's really too bad I never got to go to Las Vegas with Jack London.

-D.
Forum: Community 07-22-2005, 10:06 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 16,756
Posted By Dan Silver
Dammit people, I'm spilling my guts out to save...

Dammit people, I'm spilling my guts out to save this thread and we're all hung up on Donkeys and Elephants.

Killing me.

-D.
Forum: Community 07-22-2005, 06:40 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 4,977
Posted By Dan Silver
http://www.crossfit.com/discus/messages/3499/12152...

http://www.crossfit.com/discus/messages/3499/12152.jpg

"Don't be that guy."

-D.
Forum: Running a CrossFit Facility 07-22-2005, 06:36 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 6,301
Posted By Dan Silver
Tight work. The BORG expands... -D.

Tight work.


The BORG expands...

-D.
Forum: Community 07-22-2005, 04:29 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 16,756
Posted By Dan Silver
In an effort to appease the moderators I have...

In an effort to appease the moderators I have decided to bash myself:

Story #1- My Jiu-Jitsu buddy and all around friend, Vern, came into class one day, last year. He had a worried look on his...
Forum: Nutrition 07-21-2005, 01:31 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 4,396
Posted By Dan Silver
Add a Bloody Mary to the aspirin and fish-oil...

Add a Bloody Mary to the aspirin and fish-oil combo and you've got yourself my favorite breakfast.

-D.
Forum: Fitness 07-21-2005, 01:28 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,793
Posted By Dan Silver
Glad to hear it cuz I, for one, ain't wheeling...

Glad to hear it cuz I, for one, ain't wheeling your impaled arse around the nut-ward.

-D.
Forum: Exercises 07-21-2005, 04:10 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,016
Posted By Dan Silver
Watch Cill Adams do her kips. You can find the...

Watch Cill Adams do her kips. You can find the vid on Lynne's FAQ page, it's called "Annie and Cill do pullups."


Perfect.

-D.
Forum: Community 07-20-2005, 02:01 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 16,756
Posted By Dan Silver
The driver of a car that police pulled over in a...

The driver of a car that police pulled over in a routine traffic stop Monday fled and was found drowned in the Marina Lagoon about five hours later, authorities said Tuesday.

The incident began...
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